So I tell my 7 year old that Ben is out.
"What about that Batch guy?"
I tell him he's out too.
"So who is the QB?"
I tell him.
"I need a Dennis Dixon jersey".
So with some permanent markers and a cheap t-shirt, he'll be sporting the arts & crafts DD 'jersey' tonight.
Nice. I like the way your kid thinks, and the way you help him out.
And to anser your quesio, yes I am drunk aleady.
Think I'm getting ready to join you, Finny...