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pensodyssey

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Eww.

« on: Apr 23, 2009 at 13:45 »

http://slanchreport.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/andre-smith.jpg

Maybe this belongs in the 'adult' forum.


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« Reply #1 on: Apr 23, 2009 at 14:01 »

He has a lot of stuff and when that stuff gets going in one direction then BAM! and POW! He's no athlete, he's just a football player.


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Re: Eww.

« Reply #2 on: Apr 23, 2009 at 14:22 »

He looks like he's given birth to 5 kids.


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Glen Quagmire: Hey honey, why don't you turn around and show me the Lower East side?
Transvetite: [in deep voice] Sure.
Glen Quagmire: WHOA! Transvestite! Back off! Wait a sec, pre-op or post-op?
Transvetite: Pre-op.
Glen Quagmire: WHOA! Transvestite! Back off!

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« Reply #3 on: Apr 23, 2009 at 14:34 »

Quote from: aj_law on Apr 23, 2009 at 14:22

He looks like he's given birth to 5 kids.

:penta-dad:


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« Reply #4 on: Apr 23, 2009 at 14:38 »

Just a "bucket of yuck"

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Re: Eww.

« Reply #5 on: Apr 23, 2009 at 14:53 »

You know, I think all these rumors about Smith's stock falling are untrue. After all, he looks like a Parcells-type to me.


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Re: Eww.

« Reply #6 on: Apr 23, 2009 at 15:00 »

:smellsliketuna:


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Re: Eww.

« Reply #7 on: Apr 23, 2009 at 15:04 »

Uh, yeah, lets take the shirt off Big Snack and see how he looks next to him in full sprint. (Can Casey actually go to what would be considered a full sprint any more?)


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Re: Eww.

« Reply #8 on: Apr 23, 2009 at 16:26 »

Quote from: Steelerdipwad on Apr 23, 2009 at 15:04

Uh, yeah, lets take the shirt off Big Snack and see how he looks next to him in full sprint. (Can Casey actually go to what would be considered a full sprint any more?)

I think the term is a power stroll or something like a power stroll.


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Re: Eww.

« Reply #9 on: Apr 23, 2009 at 17:08 »

When Andre the Giant Teat ran at his Pro Day, they kept showing it on the 212. I had just started getting over the trauma, thanks to a steady diet of prescription drugs, shock therapy, and hypnotherapy. And then you come along and post this link, fuckhead.

In all seriousness, at full speed I thought those things were going to take his eyes out. I was having National Geographic flashbacks. I bet he could tie his tits together into a pretzel.


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Re: Eww.

« Reply #10 on: Apr 23, 2009 at 17:17 »

A video from years ago...


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Re: Eww.

« Reply #11 on: Apr 23, 2009 at 21:59 »

I keep seeing this.


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Re: Eww.

« Reply #12 on: Apr 24, 2009 at 21:32 »

Geez, I think his tits are bigger than mine! Shocked


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Re: Eww.

« Reply #13 on: Apr 24, 2009 at 21:46 »

Quote from: leighclay on Apr 24, 2009 at 21:32

Geez, I think his tits are bigger than mine! Shocked

I dunno.

Been a while.


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Re: Eww.

« Reply #14 on: Apr 24, 2009 at 23:49 »

Quote from: leighclay on Apr 24, 2009 at 21:32

Geez, I think his tits are bigger than mine! Shocked

Nah, yours are much bigger and firmer. But my grandma's been dead for ten years, and hers are firmer than his at this point.


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