Post a pic of how you lock your bike.
There is no locking of the bike, mainly, since I am not a hippie or environmental freak that uses it to commute. Although there is a locked fenced in "bike cage" in the parking garage for those that do commute via bike.
It is either in the back of my truck (with locking shell and tail gate) or I am on it/within 10 feet of it.
Go ahead punk, make my day.