OK kids...first off no relation....bummer. Secondly I have not sneezed in months. However I did wake up with a severe headache this morning, but no worries, probably the Makers Mark making its mark. One too many last night, Pens game stressed me the fuck out.
Yeah, given your near-death experiences related to shit popping off in your brain, dosing yourself with Maker's Mark sure seems like a sound strategem. This summer, you may want to try bungee jumping after doing eight-balls, or maybe go biking with Big Virg after a week long meth bender.
Actually, I have anecdotal evidence of Maker's saving lives.
There's this old dude comes into my dad's pharmacy years ago. Talking about how he was a really sick baby, and they tried everything.
Finally, his grandfather put Makers in his bottle. Bingo. Cured him.
Maybe it's Brinker's cure as well.