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« on: Jun 25, 2009 at 17:13 »
Yeah yeah yeah, he was a little odd, well more than a little odd, and did some questionable/disturbing things.  But he was one talented guy, RIP.

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« Reply #1 on: Jun 25, 2009 at 18:05 »
Almost as talented as a band like Boston.
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« Reply #2 on: Jun 25, 2009 at 21:58 »
It's always a sad day in the USA when a talented pedophile drops dead of a heart attack at the age 50.  
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« Reply #3 on: Jun 26, 2009 at 07:07 »
Otis is scrambling to save his vacation plans, since his babysitter is now out of the picture...
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« Reply #4 on: Jun 26, 2009 at 08:12 »
Brinker's going to lend a hand at Malibu Ranch. I just have to dress the kids up like dogs.
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« Reply #5 on: Jun 26, 2009 at 08:36 »
Wonder if the paramedics had an argument about who had to give him mouth-to-mouth?

Okay, that was bad, but seriously...

Guy made a record that basically defined music during my middle school years, for better or for worse.  He made billions and had a ton of hits.  But he was also a seriously disturbed individual, one might even say "sick."  Should we mourn him any more than we would any other musical pedophile?
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« Reply #6 on: Jun 26, 2009 at 09:15 »
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Should we mourn him any more than we would any other musical pedophile?

Gary Glitter's gotta go soon, right?  Check back then..,
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« Reply #7 on: Jun 26, 2009 at 10:59 »
I heard that David Lynch already put in a bid for Michael Jackson's bones.
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« Reply #8 on: Jun 26, 2009 at 13:01 »
Autopsy results are in.

Apparently, Jackson got a hold of some 12-year-old nuts...
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« Reply #9 on: Jun 26, 2009 at 13:17 »
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Apparently, Jackson got a hold of some 12-year-old nuts...

Dangerous. I've heard that can make some people swell right up.
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« Reply #10 on: Jun 26, 2009 at 14:27 »
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Apparently, Jackson got a hold of some 12-year-old nuts...

Dangerous. I've heard that can make some people swell right up.

He wasn't breathing, so something was blocking his airway...
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« Reply #11 on: Jun 26, 2009 at 15:06 »
Jackson died...hadn't heard...
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« Reply #12 on: Jun 26, 2009 at 15:07 »
You are going to hell...not even Preach can save you.


and yeah it made me laugh
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« Reply #13 on: Jun 26, 2009 at 15:42 »
I think he realized toward the end that he needed help.  Looked at himself in the mirror, saw how white he'd become, and went to the beach.

Of course, while he was there some lady came over to him and said, "Excuse me... you're in my son..."
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« Reply #14 on: Jun 29, 2009 at 15:00 »
I had set the initial O/U on the amount of drugs in his system at 6.  The smart money took the over.
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« Reply #15 on: Jun 30, 2009 at 08:21 »
First they released the 911 call, and now there's audio of Jackon's last words.  He's very weak, but he realizes something is wrong.

"Take me... to the children's hospital..."
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« Reply #16 on: Jun 30, 2009 at 08:40 »
Joseph Jackson just called Josef Fritzl and asked for some advice on renovating his basement.

Now that the Golden Goose is dead, it's up to Janet.
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« Reply #17 on: Jun 30, 2009 at 15:37 »
The dead pool must be an utter fiasco right now.  David Carradine, Ed McMahon, Michael, Farrah, Billy Mays and who knows who else.  The double tri-fecta if there is a "who ever else".
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« Reply #18 on: Jun 30, 2009 at 20:20 »
Quote from: Big Virgil on Jun 30, 2009 at 15:37
The dead pool must be an utter fiasco right now.  David Carradine, Ed McMahon, Michael, Farrah, Billy Mays and who knows who else.  The double tri-fecta if there is a "who ever else".

AJ's still catching up on deaths from 2007.


I want my points for Estelle Getty, damnit!
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« Reply #19 on: Jun 30, 2009 at 20:59 »
Quote from: pensodyssey on Jun 30, 2009 at 20:20
Quote from: Big Virgil on Jun 30, 2009 at 15:37
The dead pool must be an utter fiasco right now.  David Carradine, Ed McMahon, Michael, Farrah, Billy Mays and who knows who else.  The double tri-fecta if there is a "who ever else".

AJ's still catching up on deaths from 2007.


I want my points for Estelle Getty, damnit!

I'm runnin' away with the '09 title.  No one's even close...
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« Reply #20 on: Jul 01, 2009 at 07:54 »
Is the Dead Pool still on MGS?  I don't see it anywhere.  Jonzr must have bored last week.
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« Reply #21 on: Jul 01, 2009 at 08:27 »
Quote from: Big Virgil on Jul 01, 2009 at 07:54
Is the Dead Pool still on MGS?  I don't see it anywhere.  Jonzr must have bored last week.


http://maximumgrilledsteelers.com/index.php?topic=16789.msg10606401#msg10606401

Looks like we have a taker - everyone that thinks BV looks like a Deal Pool administrator say, "Yeah!"
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« Reply #22 on: Jul 01, 2009 at 08:59 »
Quote from: jonzr on Jul 01, 2009 at 08:27
Quote from: Big Virgil on Jul 01, 2009 at 07:54
Is the Dead Pool still on MGS?  I don't see it anywhere.  Jonzr must have bored last week.


http://maximumgrilledsteelers.com/index.php?topic=16789.msg10606401#msg10606401

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Hells yeah!
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« Reply #23 on: Jul 01, 2009 at 15:14 »
Quote from: Finnegans Wake on Jun 26, 2009 at 15:42
I think he realized toward the end that he needed help.  Looked at himself in the mirror, saw how white he'd become, and went to the beach.

Of course, while he was there some lady came over to him and said, "Excuse me... you're in my son..."

How long have you been waiting to put that out there?
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« Reply #24 on: Jul 01, 2009 at 18:07 »
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Quote from: Finnegans Wake on Jun 26, 2009 at 15:42
I think he realized toward the end that he needed help.  Looked at himself in the mirror, saw how white he'd become, and went to the beach.

Of course, while he was there some lady came over to him and said, "Excuse me... you're in my son..."

How long have you been waiting to put that out there?

I have a card catalogue.  Jokes for when Billy Mays dies, Jokes for when Michael Jackson dies, etc.  Fucking Malden caught me flat-footed.  I hate being unprepared.

Uh... Karl... had a nose that looked like a turnip!  No, NO, that's shit, fuck, Otis is going to have some kickass material before I can come up with a single nose joke... FUCK!  I am so FUCKED!  Fuck you, Karl Malden, way to not have some creeping disease to let me know your  horizon is approaching.  I got Swayze jokes, I got Lohan, I got Ted Kennedy galore.  Malden?!?  Fuck.  How about this: the Streets of San Francisco... was like... GAY!  Ha ha!  No, NO, that sucked, too.  Oh fucking hell.
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« Reply #25 on: Jul 02, 2009 at 09:30 »
Quote from: Finnegans Wake on Jul 01, 2009 at 18:07
Quote from: VaBchSteelersfan on Jul 01, 2009 at 15:14
Quote from: Finnegans Wake on Jun 26, 2009 at 15:42
I think he realized toward the end that he needed help.  Looked at himself in the mirror, saw how white he'd become, and went to the beach.

Of course, while he was there some lady came over to him and said, "Excuse me... you're in my son..."

How long have you been waiting to put that out there?

I have a card catalogue.  Jokes for when Billy Mays dies, Jokes for when Michael Jackson dies, etc.  Fucking Malden caught me flat-footed.  I hate being unprepared.

Uh... Karl... had a nose that looked like a turnip!  No, NO, that's shit, fuck, Otis is going to have some kickass material before I can come up with a single nose joke... FUCK!  I am so FUCKED!  Fuck you, Karl Malden, way to not have some creeping disease to let me know your  horizon is approaching.  I got Swayze jokes, I got Lohan, I got Ted Kennedy galore.  Malden?!?  Fuck.  How about this: the Streets of San Francisco... was like... GAY!  Ha ha!  No, NO, that sucked, too.  Oh fucking hell.


Keep trying, you'll get it. I'd love to hear the Lohan ones!
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« Reply #26 on: Jul 02, 2009 at 09:39 »
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If Finny had a nickel for every time a woman said that to him...
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« Reply #27 on: Jul 02, 2009 at 13:55 »
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Keep trying, you'll get it.

If Finny had a nickel for every time a woman said that to him...

LMAO!!!!
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