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« Reply #10 on: Jun 26, 2009 at 14:27 »
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Apparently, Jackson got a hold of some 12-year-old nuts...

Dangerous. I've heard that can make some people swell right up.

He wasn't breathing, so something was blocking his airway...
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« Reply #11 on: Jun 26, 2009 at 15:06 »
Jackson died...hadn't heard...
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« Reply #12 on: Jun 26, 2009 at 15:07 »
You are going to hell...not even Preach can save you.


and yeah it made me laugh
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"He'll just smile and be cordial out there. Then he'll kill you."
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« Reply #13 on: Jun 26, 2009 at 15:42 »
I think he realized toward the end that he needed help.  Looked at himself in the mirror, saw how white he'd become, and went to the beach.

Of course, while he was there some lady came over to him and said, "Excuse me... you're in my son..."
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« Reply #14 on: Jun 29, 2009 at 15:00 »
I had set the initial O/U on the amount of drugs in his system at 6.  The smart money took the over.
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Glen Quagmire: Hey honey, why don't you turn around and show me the Lower East side?
Transvetite: [in deep voice] Sure.
Glen Quagmire: WHOA! Transvestite! Back off! Wait a sec, pre-op or post-op?
Transvetite: Pre-op.
Glen Quagmire: WHOA! Transvestite! Back off!
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« Reply #15 on: Jun 30, 2009 at 08:21 »
First they released the 911 call, and now there's audio of Jackon's last words.  He's very weak, but he realizes something is wrong.

"Take me... to the children's hospital..."
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« Reply #16 on: Jun 30, 2009 at 08:40 »
Joseph Jackson just called Josef Fritzl and asked for some advice on renovating his basement.

Now that the Golden Goose is dead, it's up to Janet.
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« Reply #17 on: Jun 30, 2009 at 15:37 »
The dead pool must be an utter fiasco right now.  David Carradine, Ed McMahon, Michael, Farrah, Billy Mays and who knows who else.  The double tri-fecta if there is a "who ever else".
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I wouldn't say I've been *missing* it, Bob.
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« Reply #18 on: Jun 30, 2009 at 20:20 »
Quote from: Big Virgil on Jun 30, 2009 at 15:37
The dead pool must be an utter fiasco right now.  David Carradine, Ed McMahon, Michael, Farrah, Billy Mays and who knows who else.  The double tri-fecta if there is a "who ever else".

AJ's still catching up on deaths from 2007.


I want my points for Estelle Getty, damnit!
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« Reply #19 on: Jun 30, 2009 at 20:59 »
Quote from: pensodyssey on Jun 30, 2009 at 20:20
Quote from: Big Virgil on Jun 30, 2009 at 15:37
The dead pool must be an utter fiasco right now.  David Carradine, Ed McMahon, Michael, Farrah, Billy Mays and who knows who else.  The double tri-fecta if there is a "who ever else".

AJ's still catching up on deaths from 2007.


I want my points for Estelle Getty, damnit!

I'm runnin' away with the '09 title.  No one's even close...
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Glen Quagmire: Hey honey, why don't you turn around and show me the Lower East side?
Transvetite: [in deep voice] Sure.
Glen Quagmire: WHOA! Transvestite! Back off! Wait a sec, pre-op or post-op?
Transvetite: Pre-op.
Glen Quagmire: WHOA! Transvestite! Back off!
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