Happy Birthday Y(DOS)Joeeeece

[jonzr]

Y2J is pushing 30 ... damn.

[leighclay]

Y2J is pushing 30 ... damn.

Ah, he's still a pup!

Hope it's a great one Y2J!!

 

[otismalibu]

28?

Bastard!

Have fun skateboarding, doing drugs, texting or whatever the fuck you kids do.

[Big Virgil]

Happy B-day!!!

Better take up some sort of healthy activity before you turn into an old cranky f@ck like Otis.  Definitely stay off his lawn with your skateboard.

Have a good one.

[Finnegans Wake]

28?

Bastard!

Have fun skateboarding, doing drugs, texting or whatever the fuck you kids do.

Y2J tried to get James Harrison to sign his wallet, but James ate it.

Hope the streak of being slightly drunk since age 18 doesn't end now.  Hell, when I turned 28 I got so fucked up the next thing I knew, I was ready to turn 29.  That's a fucking party.  Of course, back then the marijuana grew wild and we smoked it by the bushel.  Abe Lincoln smoked it.  He stopped by Gettysburg, and we smoked it out of corncob pipes.  I asked Lincoln how many pipefulls he'd had as we were shooting the shit.

Fin: "Duuude... you totally smoked your ass off.  How many cobs have you quaffed?"

Abe: [Counting.]  "Uh... four!"

Fin:  "Four?  Score!!!"

So anyway, the point is that your most irresponsible party behavior may have Forrest Gump-like implications in our nation's history.  God speed and fare thee well, damn the torpedoes and don't misspell potato.  Don't take any wooden nipples, and if you meet Buddha in the road grill him.

[jonzr]

I think that's "don't motor boat any wooden nipples" cause, you know, splinters.

[pensodyssey]

Another year, another impending FF trouncing.  28 and not even mayor yet, pfft.

[Y2Joyce]

I had a birthday?...I knew I was supposed to be doing something last week in between boozing and gambling on the Lil' Lig' World Series.

Anyway, a belated thanks for the love. Had a grand time. A real humdinger, I tells you. The tops, see!

-Y2Joyce
Old Man

[aj_law]

Happy belated, bro.