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« on: Sep 09, 2009 at 08:52 »
Got this from my great Steeler buddy, we've been watching the games together for about 15 years. This is a guy we REALLY need on MGS.

This is a fan advisory for those traveling to the Noyes house for Thursday's game.
 
1. Get there early.  Kickoff is at 8:30.  Pregame is at 8:00.  Don't need any last minute arrivals wearing gaudy sky blue skivvies or whatever the "Titans" are represented by.
 
2. Acceptable colors for the game are limited to black and gold.   At the same time, you could wear a Redskin shirt (in mourning for yet another shitty year under Danny boy).  Any other fashion statement will be exchanged at the door for one of the many previously worn Steeler items in my closet.
 
Classic retired jersey's include:
 
    #8     Tommy "Gun" Maddox
    #10    Queerdell Stewart
    #80    Plaxicoon Burress
   
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    #36   The "Bus"         enough said.
 
3. We still have fond memories of the Titans using the Terrible Towel as a foot wipe last year.
 
4. Kerry Collins is a crybaby and a drunk and has been all the way back to his PSU days.  Look at how he mentored Vince Young.
 
5. BYOB.  We only serve Iron City
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« Reply #1 on: Sep 09, 2009 at 10:23 »
#80    Plaxicoon Burress

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« Reply #2 on: Sep 09, 2009 at 10:32 »
And a few other acceptable colors.
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« Reply #3 on: Sep 09, 2009 at 10:41 »


Just calling one guy a "coon" or a "porch monkey" or a "tar baby" doesn't mean you're calling ALL niggers that.  Sheesh.  Sensitive PC-types.
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« Reply #4 on: Sep 09, 2009 at 10:49 »
A few good ol boys down here in Charlotte might agree with this friend of yours
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« Reply #5 on: Sep 09, 2009 at 13:06 »
Wow.  Don't forget about Queerdell...not every guy pulled over in the back seat of a car with another man is a homo...
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« Reply #6 on: Sep 09, 2009 at 14:04 »
And don't forget about Tommy "Gun" Maddox.

Guns don't kill people, untimely interceptions do.
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« Reply #7 on: Sep 09, 2009 at 14:09 »
Quote from: otismalibu on Sep 09, 2009 at 14:04
And don't forget about Tommy "Gun" Maddox.

Guns don't kill people, untimely interceptions do.
Guns don't kill people, James Harrison kills people
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« Reply #8 on: Sep 09, 2009 at 14:14 »
I DOONT NO WHATS YUZE AZSWHOULES ARE TALCKIN ABOOT. YA'LL BE ASCARED SSOON BECUASE OUR PREZDENT IS A NEGRO.  FAXTS ARE FAXTS...AND ALLSO WHO REALY CARESS ABOUUT THOZE FAGGITS. 
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« Reply #9 on: Sep 09, 2009 at 22:00 »
Listen...I'm not particularly sensitive about racial issues but can we please act like educated adults?
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