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« on: Sep 25, 2009 at 15:04 »

1. Pittsburgh Steelers, 1-1 (1)

2. Baltimore Ravens, 2-0 (3)

3. Minnesota Vikings, 2-0 (7)

4. New Orleans Saints, 2-0 (10)

5. New York Jets, 2-0 (9)



Advice: Team Rex is riding high right now on the Ravens model, but will Belichick poison the Krispy Kremes?

6. New York Giants, 2-0 (2)



Advice: Defense looking like the walking dead; remember, brains are delicious!


7. Indianapolis Colts, 2-0 (Cool



Advice: Having a defense, or a run game, would give you the ball for more than a quarter.  Try it!


8. San Francisco 49ers, 2-0 (20)



9. Tennessee Titans, 0-2 (4)

10. Chicago Bears, 1-1 (11)


Advice: Memo to Cutler: picks are not good.  Your team may win without all the damned picks.


11. Atlanta Falcons, 2-0 (14)



Advice: Rising stars meet the falling stars in the Glamour Boy Throwdown of the Falcons versus Patriots.  Oh, BTW, find some defense.  Like, OMG!


12. Philadelphia Eagles, 1-1 (6)

13. Green Bay Packers, 1-1 (5)
14. San Diego Chargers, 1-1 (13)
15. New England Patriots, 1-1 (12)



Advice: Tom Brady looks pretty ordinary, but then again so did Carson Palmer after Kemo got him.  On the bright side, the defense sucks, too!


16. Dallas Cowboys, 1-1 (15)


17. Cincinnati Bengals, 1-1 (23)



Advice: If you work for the Bengals ground crew, be sure to keep your eyes open for bits of 24 carat grille in the grass on Monday.


18. Buffalo Bills, 1-1 (16)



Advice: If you want to move up in these rankings, beat teams when you have them on the ropes, and destroy teams that just plain suck.  Got it?


19. Denver Broncos, 2-0 (26)

What the fuck happened to that guy?


20. Houston Texans, 1-1 (24)



Advice: Gary Kubiak is excited.  Damned excited.  His team found its passing game.  Now, if it finds its running game and offense, Gary may well pop like a fatted tick, so have his blood pressure meds ready.


21. Arizona Cardinals, 1-1 (21)
22. Oakland Raiders, 1-1 (19)



Advice: JaMarcus Russell has a big arm, but remember that sometimes you need more than just a big arm.


23. Washington Redskins, 1-1 (18)
24. Seattle Seahawks, 1-1 (17)



Advice: No one remembers who you played week one, fool!


25. Miami Dolphins, 0-2 (28)



Advice:  You may be dead in the water, but you still showed more punch in losing than a lot of teams.


26. Jacksonville Jaguars, 0-2 (22)

27. Detroit Lions, 0-2 (30)



Advice: Quick, skip to the end and see if they beat the Redskins!


28. Kansas City Chiefs, 0-2 (25)

29. Carolina Panthers, 0-2 (27)


30. Tampa Bay Buccaneers (0-2)

31. St. Louis Rams, 0-2 (32)



Advice: Wear funny wigs.  Get drunk.  Rams fans, this is as good as it gets for you this year.  Seriously.


32. Cleveland Browns, 0-2 (31)

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