First off, that ^^^^ was freakin' hilarious. I'm still cracking up.
As for Shanny, I'm not exactly sure why he would even take the job even if we were to offer it to him. All he has to do is wait around for another four to six weeks and he will have a few HC spots to choose from in my opinion.
Browns, Redskins, St. Louis, Carolina, etc...probably in that order.