Braylon traded to Jets

[Finnegans Wake]

Per Adam Schefter of ESPN and Jay Glazer of FOX, the Browns get receiver Chansi Stuckey, linebacker Jason Trusnick, a 7th round pick in 2015, a 10th round pick in 2020 (assuming the draft may some day be re-expanded), 5 cans of Old Milwaukee (Rex drank the other 25 cans of a 30-pack for breakfast), a beta copy of Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS, a box of Mangini's unlaundered underwear that he left behind in the coach's office (48 waist), and Larry Johnson in Yahoo fantasy football.

[pensodyssey]

I think Joshua Cribbs must cry himself to sleep every night.

[Finnegans Wake]

I smell a Quinn-to-the-Panthers trade.  But since Quinn was a former first rounder, I suspect they hold out for a 6th rounder in 2018 and a two-pound bag of trail mix.

[jonzr]

I smell a Quinn-to-the-Panthers trade.  But since Quinn was a former first rounder, I suspect they hold out for a 6th rounder in 2018 and a two-pound bag of trail mix.

They've specified that the trail mix must contain those mini peanut butter cups.  They aren't rubes, ya know.

[jonzr]

And Schefter made a mistake earlier in his report.  The Browns don't get wideout Chansi Stuckey but instead have a chance to win free dining at Stuckey's for the rest of the season.

[pensodyssey]

I definitely think this vaults the Jets offense into the elite of the NFL.  Nothing helps a rookie QB develop like a sure-handed vet who's proved himself in the clutch.

[jonzr]

I definitely think this vaults the Jets offense into the elite of the NFL.  Nothing helps a rookie QB develop like a sure-handed vet who's proved himself in the clutch.

Now if the Jets could pry TO away from the Bills, the development of Sanchez would be guaranteed.

[Finnegans Wake]

Didn't the Browns give up an assload of draft picks to win it all last year?  (Freudian slip, I originally typed in "lost year.")  And now, they're sending off their alleged talent (Helen, Braying) for chump change.

It's hilarious that they could have probably gotten some trade value for Anderson before last year, or for Quinn before this year.  Now the entire league knows they're schlubs.  So, yeah, seriously, you have to think one or both will be on the trading block soon.

FOR TRADE:  Over-drafted QB with no success in the NFL.  Cannot throw deep.  Also for trade, QB with no success in the NFL who cannot throw anything but the deep ball.  Will consider packaging both for right offer.  Must include multiple draft picks and edible items for Nazi coach.

[Manimal]

The Browns are the most hilarious organization in the NFL. They do have competition, though. And are we in the Golden Age of terrible franchises, or what?

You could merge the Raiders, Browns, and Lions, and they'd finish 5th in the SEC.

[aj_law]

I definitely think this vaults the Jets offense into the elite of the NFL.  Nothing helps a rookie QB develop like a sure-handed vet who's proved himself in the clutch.

Now if the Jets could pry TO away from the Bills, the development of Sanchez would be guaranteed.