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« on: Dec 03, 2009 at 08:09 »

Here is apretty good article by Jason Whitlock.

http://msn.foxsports.com/golf/story/10464562

So why are we feigning shock that Tiger likes side dishes? Jordan and Barkley don't? PGA stands for Pussy Galore Association.

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« Reply #1 on: Dec 03, 2009 at 08:36 »

You know, I generally don't like  Whitlock's articles b/c he frequently comes across as a know-it-all arse, but he's pretty much on target here.  Guess he doesn't have too many friends in the media.

What's funny is how all his of Tiger's side dishes are falling over themselves to get to the media.  "What!  He was cheating on me with other whores!?  That bastard, I'll show him!"

And was Tiger really so naive as to think these nookie girls would keep quiet?  Really?

LMFAO at the whole thing.

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« Reply #2 on: Dec 03, 2009 at 10:25 »

Phil needs to hire Bird and/or Jordan to teach him the basics of trash talking. He has unlimited material.
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« Reply #3 on: Dec 03, 2009 at 11:51 »

I take it back after reading a few of the articles that so offended Whitlock.  I get why he's hating on Jenkins, that was a ridiculous article.  But the Reilly article, uh, what's the problem?  Then the Pierce articles, again, what's the problem?  In his '97 piece, the guy comes off like as a fan.  But maybe Whitlock didn't like this quote by Pierce:



Yeah, get a grip, Whitlock.  Tiger Woods cheating on his wife is a big story b/c, well, he's fricking Tiger Woods. The media eventually tears down what it builds up; it is what it is so get off yer high horse.
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« Reply #4 on: Dec 03, 2009 at 12:53 »

It's a big story that I just don't give a shit about.
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« Reply #5 on: Dec 04, 2009 at 08:23 »

Whether I agree with Whitlock's view or not, I do think he will point blank say what nobody else will. 

If someone showe up at my house and wanted to know where I was going, at 2:30 a.m., Noon, or 4:00 p.m., I'd tell them to jam it. 

I bet 95% of athletes absolutely hate the media.  Tiger has enough clout, or whatever, to essentially jam their idiot asses down their own throats, which naturally doesn't appeal to them, so now they are jammin him as much as possible becasue of it.

I like Reilly's ESPN column although I never read him with SI.  I thought that was a perfect example of the media being the media.  Reilly accusing Barnett of too little oversight due to sexual assualt accusations, when the same thing was going on at Reilly's house.  That is a perfect example of media being the media.

Either way, don't hate the playa, hate the game, I guess.
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« Reply #6 on: Dec 04, 2009 at 08:36 »

My thing with Whitlock is he comes across as holier-than-thou far too often for my taste, that's all.  The media is treating Tiger Woods pretty much like we would expect them to.  Not saying it's right, not saying it's wrong.  I'll admit, Whitlock had me when I first read the article, but then I remembered what it was I didn't like about him since the last time I read his stuff.

What?  There's hypocrisy in the media!?  You mean Finny touts kashi but then pan-fries breaded blocks of cheese in 4 sticks of butter while slamming Nyquitinis? 

Where would Whitlock have us get our news?  Guess we should wait for a virgin birth and hope the kid takes up journalism or at the least, blogging.

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« Reply #7 on: Dec 04, 2009 at 08:52 »

Here's a great article on the whole issue

America: One Nation, Under God, Gazing at Penises

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« Reply #8 on: Dec 04, 2009 at 10:49 »

Is this a joke?

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« Reply #9 on: Dec 04, 2009 at 11:07 »

I think I read somewhere that was supposed to be the Jan. or Feb. 2010 cover.

Be funny if they actually run with it.  Internet Photoshopper's wet dream.
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« Reply #10 on: Dec 04, 2009 at 16:59 »

YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.


OK guys, this is must-see TV...
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« Reply #11 on: Dec 05, 2009 at 09:34 »

OK guys, this is must-see TV...


That's awesome!  Dong news, eh?  It sure is.  They'll never give you the shaft.  Straight news.  I wonder if they do erection coverage?  Shocked


Just b/c it's funny.
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« Reply #12 on: Dec 08, 2009 at 08:21 »

Just heard on the radio:  Tiger's nookie-girl count is up to 10.  Can we get 11, 12, 13?
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« Reply #13 on: Dec 08, 2009 at 08:47 »

If he carries more than 14, I blame Steve Williams.

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« Reply #14 on: Dec 08, 2009 at 09:19 »

What you especk?  Bitches is like Lays.  You can't eat just one!
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« Reply #15 on: Dec 08, 2009 at 10:04 »

This shit is just gettin' started.

Heard on the drive in that there's some other bish out there that has nude photos of Eldrick.  Should bring a smile to LC and VBSF's faces.

Interesting how a lot of this shit seems to have started less than a year after his Dad died.  Apparently, he was either his rock that kept him on the straight and narrow or his enforcer that kept all these broads quiet.  My money's on the former.
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« Reply #16 on: Dec 08, 2009 at 10:59 »

This shit is just gettin' started.

Heard on the drive in that there's some other bish out there that has nude photos of Eldrick.  Should bring a smile to LC and VBSF's faces.

Interesting how a lot of this shit seems to have started less than a year after his Dad died.  Apparently, he was either his rock that kept him on the straight and narrow or his enforcer that kept all these broads quiet.  My money's on the former.

Could be the former, or it could be that it reached critical mass; the explosion was inevitable.
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« Reply #17 on: Dec 08, 2009 at 11:24 »

And one was a porn star, right?

He's just a regular Joe.
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« Reply #18 on: Dec 10, 2009 at 11:57 »

Half of the chicks aren't really all that good looking. 

Not all of them can be as hot as LC and VBSF.

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« Reply #19 on: Dec 10, 2009 at 13:21 »

Half of the chicks aren't really all that good looking. 

Not all of them can be as hot as LC and VBSF.


Things get downright disturbing once you're past the first dozen or so that have been floated in the press.  Some late-breaking developments:

#18, Susan Boyle.



"Tiger really enjoyed grinding me back door," claims Boyle, with a dreamy, faraway look in her eyes...

#32, some [unnamed] chick he met at a Skynyrd concert.



Tiger is apparently immune to irony.

#46, some [unnamed] woman he met on a pit-stop in Europe.



"He kept saying, 'Oh golly, oh golly, here it comes,' and then that was it."

#87, Al Roker



Every once in a while, Tiger likes to go to the other side.  Not that there's anything wrong with sleeping with black people.

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« Reply #20 on: Jan 06, 2010 at 21:56 »

http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/34714611/ns/sports-sporting_news/
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« Reply #21 on: Jan 07, 2010 at 13:16 »

Yeah, I heard the story a couple days ago that EEElin beat his ass when she read those texts.

Something tells me that he'll only carry 13 from now on.

A side note, I got into a discussion on another forum about whether he'll play at all in '10.  A lot of people seem to think that he'll be back for the Masters.  I think it's more likely that he scraps most, if not all of this year.  I can't imagine he'll be all that focused and/or prepared to play.  And, if he's not 100% focused and/or prepared, I don't see him getting out on the course.
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« Reply #22 on: Jan 07, 2010 at 13:58 »

Teeth?  Teeth?!

Don't need no damn teeth to eat ice cream or pussy.

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A side note, I got into a discussion on another forum about whether he'll play at all in '10.  A lot of people seem to think that he'll be back for the Masters.  I think it's more likely that he scraps most, if not all of this year.  I can't imagine he'll be all that focused and/or prepared to play.  And, if he's not 100% focused and/or prepared, I don't see him getting out on the course.

I think he'll be back.  His chances at picking up waitresses at Perkins took a real shot recently...
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« Reply #23 on: Jan 07, 2010 at 15:12 »

He'll be single & half his money will be gone. No worries about secretly juggling all that pussy, and he'll have a chip on his shoulder and a few in his teeth.

Dude might come back stronger than ever.
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« Reply #24 on: Feb 17, 2010 at 22:51 »

Just watching the Nightline on Tiger Woods, about his presser tomorrow.  All I can think is, "Please, god, let him retire."  Becuase the sooner he retires, the sooner golf will disappear from network tv. 

I mean, no offense to aj and otis and jasonic, but 12 hours of golf coverage each and every weekend is completely fucking mindless.  I'd rather watch reruns on HGTV.
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« Reply #25 on: Feb 19, 2010 at 00:02 »

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I mean, no offense to aj and otis and jasonic, but 12 hours of golf coverage each and every weekend is completely fucking mindless.  I'd rather watch reruns on HGTV.

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« Reply #26 on: Feb 19, 2010 at 13:00 »

Ben thinks Tiger's face looks fucked up.

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« Reply #27 on: Mar 19, 2010 at 21:33 »

Forgot about this EA T-shirt that was buried in my closet.  The ironing.  It's from '04.  Collector's item?  eBay?



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« Reply #28 on: Mar 19, 2010 at 21:36 »

Forgot about this EA T-shirt that was buried in my closet.  The ironing.  It's from '04.  Collector's item?  eBay?






Keeper.  Can only go up in value.









Comedy value.
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« Reply #29 on: Mar 20, 2010 at 07:23 »

ROR!  Many to raughings! Oh so many!
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« Reply #30 on: Mar 20, 2010 at 07:58 »

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« Reply #31 on: Mar 20, 2010 at 09:56 »

Nice photoshop skeelz.
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