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« Reply #10 on: Dec 04, 2009 at 16:59 »
YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.


OK guys, this is must-see TV...
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« Reply #11 on: Dec 05, 2009 at 09:34 »
Quote from: Finnegans Wake on Dec 04, 2009 at 16:59
OK guys, this is must-see TV...


That's awesome!  Dong news, eh?  It sure is.  They'll never give you the shaft.  Straight news.  I wonder if they do erection coverage?  Shocked


Just b/c it's funny.
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« Reply #12 on: Dec 08, 2009 at 08:21 »
Just heard on the radio:  Tiger's nookie-girl count is up to 10.  Can we get 11, 12, 13?
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« Reply #13 on: Dec 08, 2009 at 08:47 »
If he carries more than 14, I blame Steve Williams.
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« Reply #14 on: Dec 08, 2009 at 09:19 »
What you especk?  Bitches is like Lays.  You can't eat just one!
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Glen Quagmire: Hey honey, why don't you turn around and show me the Lower East side?
Transvetite: [in deep voice] Sure.
Glen Quagmire: WHOA! Transvestite! Back off! Wait a sec, pre-op or post-op?
Transvetite: Pre-op.
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« Reply #15 on: Dec 08, 2009 at 10:04 »
This shit is just gettin' started.

Heard on the drive in that there's some other bish out there that has nude photos of Eldrick.  Should bring a smile to LC and VBSF's faces.

Interesting how a lot of this shit seems to have started less than a year after his Dad died.  Apparently, he was either his rock that kept him on the straight and narrow or his enforcer that kept all these broads quiet.  My money's on the former.
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Transvetite: Pre-op.
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« Reply #16 on: Dec 08, 2009 at 10:59 »
Quote from: aj_law on Dec 08, 2009 at 10:04
This shit is just gettin' started.

Heard on the drive in that there's some other bish out there that has nude photos of Eldrick.  Should bring a smile to LC and VBSF's faces.

Interesting how a lot of this shit seems to have started less than a year after his Dad died.  Apparently, he was either his rock that kept him on the straight and narrow or his enforcer that kept all these broads quiet.  My money's on the former.

Could be the former, or it could be that it reached critical mass; the explosion was inevitable.
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« Reply #17 on: Dec 08, 2009 at 11:24 »
And one was a porn star, right?

He's just a regular Joe.
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« Reply #18 on: Dec 10, 2009 at 11:57 »
Half of the chicks aren't really all that good looking. 

Not all of them can be as hot as LC and VBSF.
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« Reply #19 on: Dec 10, 2009 at 13:21 »
Quote from: Big Virgil on Dec 10, 2009 at 11:57
Half of the chicks aren't really all that good looking. 

Not all of them can be as hot as LC and VBSF.


Things get downright disturbing once you're past the first dozen or so that have been floated in the press.  Some late-breaking developments:

#18, Susan Boyle.



"Tiger really enjoyed grinding me back door," claims Boyle, with a dreamy, faraway look in her eyes...

#32, some [unnamed] chick he met at a Skynyrd concert.



Tiger is apparently immune to irony.

#46, some [unnamed] woman he met on a pit-stop in Europe.



"He kept saying, 'Oh golly, oh golly, here it comes,' and then that was it."

#87, Al Roker



Every once in a while, Tiger likes to go to the other side.  Not that there's anything wrong with sleeping with black people.
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