Geez, is that all it takes?
One...ah, tw...uh, wait a sec...three...hold on...yeah, three losses against shitty teams and everybody's jumping ship?
C'mon, peeps. That fat bitch is warmin' up, but she hasn't started singin' just yet.
Don't worry, I'll keep your seats dry and warm. See y'all in Week 17.
She's all yours, Law...
Is that a chick? It looks like Pat from Saturday Night Live...
