Chris Henry

[pensodyssey]

Could die.

Pickups always have low safety ratings.

[otismalibu]

At this very moment, he could still grab 6 catches and 100 yds, against the FaceMe/Gay duo.

[Finnegans Wake]

At this very moment, he could still grab 6 catches and 100 yds, against the FaceMe/Gay duo.

Puh-leeeez.  No way could he put up those numbers in his condition.  I didn't fall off the hay wagon yesterday, you know.

Unlike Chris Henry.

[Finnegans Wake]

CNN reported Chris Henry is now dead. 

See, I told you there was no way he could put up 100 on our DBs.  Now I'd only expect him to get about 60.

[jonzr]

Just heard that Henry passed.  

Perhaps a little levity is the move here, just heard a joke on the radio.

It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal.

Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today."

Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question."

Teacher: "Who said ' Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."

Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."

Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.

Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."

Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."

Johnny is even madder than before.

Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."

Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave."

Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions.

When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!"

The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"

Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?

[msdmnr2002]

Wow.  

I was about to say something about the bizzare free fall from his early success, but considering the circumstances it's probably a poor choice of words.

Plus he wasn't all that successful to start with, to be honest.

RIP

[Finnegans Wake]

Mrs. F. just told me that joke last night...

Well, too bad for Otis.  He never got to break out What's Carson Palmer's favorite vegetable?  Answer: Chris Henry!

[otismalibu]

Al Davis just signed him.

[Finnegans Wake]

Al Davis just signed him.

Yep, he crossed over to the other side, took the elevator down to the boiler room, and there was Al with the contract in hand...

[jonzr]

Any chance we trade 'em Sweed for a 2nd rounder?

Too early?