Walk Naked in America Day

[VaBchSteelersfan]

Don't forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it is a  sin  for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must  commit  suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all  American  women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed  out  any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour  is recommended  for this anti-terrorist effort. All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims and to  demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife and  to show support for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of  alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your  anti-Muslim sentiment. The American government appreciates your efforts to root out  terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
 
God bless America!   
 
Thank  you.

[Finnegans Wake]

I don't know that most Muslims living in the US would commit seppuku, but I applaud the idea of women walking around naked with 6-packs of beer.  It falls under the "what can it hurt" category...

[jonzr]

It falls under the "what can it hurt" category...

Depends on where you live.  South Florida?  NOt a thing.  Minnesota?  "My eyes!  Aaauugh my eeeeeeyyyyeeeesssss!"

[pensodyssey]

I don't know that most Muslims living in the US would commit seppuku

They have to. The code of omerta calls for it.

[Big Virgil]

Don't forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it is a  sin  for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must  commit  suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all  American  women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed  out  any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour  is recommended  for this anti-terrorist effort. All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims and to  demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife and  to show support for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of  alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your  anti-Muslim sentiment. The American government appreciates your efforts to root out  terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
 
God bless America!   
 
Thank  you.

Good thinking VA.  I'll post signs in my neighborhood.

[aj_law]

Hi, my name is AJ and I approve this message.