We should've hired Cam Cameron...or is that the guy from Growing Pains?
Or is that DJ from Full House?
Cam Cameron is eagerly awaiting Blondie's Rapture
. Or wait, maybe that was the douche from Growing Pains?
So WTF happens when the Lord theoretically Hoovers half the people off the face of the planet, Cam Cameron?!? I mean, everyone left behind pretty much knows they're not getting a condo in the marshmallow fluff cloud development. You think a lot of people are on shrinks' couches now, everyone will be like Where the fuck did I fuck this shit up this badly?
and It's mom's fault for not giving me enough hugs
and Hey, I'm sorry I fucked that goat... twice
... Plus, after the Hoovering, it's pretty much license for anarchy. So, Cam Cameron, the Rapture is like the biggest disincentive God could ever devise... And why? WHY?!?
Cuz He wants to watch the leftovers go apeshit? Is that how your God gets His jollies, Cam Cameron?!?