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« Reply #30 on: Mar 06, 2010 at 20:30 »

Whatever happened or didn't happen, it is disappointing to have a distraction like this in the off-season...especially with a labor strike possible next year. 
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« Reply #31 on: Mar 07, 2010 at 05:42 »

Well, at least Ben is now used to playing with a cloud over his head. So, he's got that going for him.

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« Reply #32 on: Mar 07, 2010 at 06:03 »

Hey LC, I do have a legal question for you.

Do you know what type of activity would constitute the "Sex Assault -- Other Offense" that Ben was accused of?

I'm guessing that means he's not charged with out-an-out rape (or as Whoopie would say "rape-rape").  Does this mean that something slightly less disturbing would have happened?  Is it possible he did something else, like come in and peep over the stall, or maybe exposed himself? Or are the charges as bad as they sound?

Ok, that sounds pretty bad too, but I'm reaching here.
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« Reply #33 on: Mar 07, 2010 at 08:26 »

Hey LC, I do have a legal question for you.

Do you know what type of activity would constitute the "Sex Assault -- Other Offense" that Ben was accused of?

I'm guessing that means he's not charged with out-an-out rape (or as Whoopie would say "rape-rape").  Does this mean that something slightly less disturbing would have happened?  Is it possible he did something else, like come in and peep over the stall, or maybe exposed himself? Or are the charges as bad as they sound?

Ok, that sounds pretty bad too, but I'm reaching here.

I'd have to look at the Georgia statutes to be sure, but it could be that he's accused of touching her va-jayjay or something similar.

I've got to head out right now, but I'll try to look at some of that stuff later today.
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« Reply #34 on: Mar 07, 2010 at 11:06 »

This is just great!  So, now what does this do to our draft and FA signings?  I think we need to bring in a Vet QB just in case.  If it is true we will need to draft a QB early.  Who can we get?

SING TINY TIMBOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Darn straight.  He'd never stick his wang in a skank.  He's a virginian, ya know.
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« Reply #35 on: Mar 07, 2010 at 11:07 »

From the P-G:


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Among his stops were Amici Italian Cafe, The Brick and The Velvet Elvis,

The velvet elvis?  Sounds like one of them things only Otis knows what it means.

The trouble must have hit before they made it by the Dogs Playing Poker.
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« Reply #36 on: Mar 07, 2010 at 11:26 »

So I was reading the article on the Post Gazette page and the wife walked in. Here's the transcript:

Wife's hands go on hips. 'Reading about that creep?'

Cough. 'Uh, baby, the investigation is still going on. We don't know if he-'

Rolls the eyes. 'Oh, for the love of...AGAIN? Are you saying ANOTHER girl is making stuff up about him? Give me a break. Yeah, I'm sure girls all over the planet have a devious plan to set up your favorite player.'

'But, baby...'

'Oh stop defending him. And I'm not buying you any Steeler stuff for your birthday this year. Not as long as that PERVERT is on the team. And you can forget getting any tickets this year. We can't afford in this economy anyway.' Walks out and closes the door behind her.

Fred flips the bird at the closed door.

Thanks Ben. No, really, thanks, because this is just what I needed. I had her convinced that my life depends on getting those tickets to couple games we go to each year. Now I get to watch them all of TV, and I'm sure she'll make watching a game with Ben at QB oh so pleasant. Sigh.
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« Reply #37 on: Mar 07, 2010 at 16:37 »

that is my favorite post ever.  well done.
 

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« Reply #38 on: Mar 07, 2010 at 21:46 »

So I was reading the article on the Post Gazette page and the wife walked in. Here's the transcript:

Wife's hands go on hips. 'Reading about that creep?'

Cough. 'Uh, baby, the investigation is still going on. We don't know if he-'

Rolls the eyes. 'Oh, for the love of...AGAIN? Are you saying ANOTHER girl is making stuff up about him? Give me a break. Yeah, I'm sure girls all over the planet have a devious plan to set up your favorite player.'

'But, baby...'

'Oh stop defending him. And I'm not buying you any Steeler stuff for your birthday this year. Not as long as that PERVERT is on the team. And you can forget getting any tickets this year. We can't afford in this economy anyway.' Walks out and closes the door behind her.

Fred flips the bird at the closed door.

Thanks Ben. No, really, thanks, because this is just what I needed. I had her convinced that my life depends on getting those tickets to couple games we go to each year. Now I get to watch them all of TV, and I'm sure she'll make watching a game with Ben at QB oh so pleasant. Sigh.


Case in point why I don't date chicks.
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« Reply #39 on: Mar 07, 2010 at 21:54 »

Hey LC, I do have a legal question for you.

Do you know what type of activity would constitute the "Sex Assault -- Other Offense" that Ben was accused of?

I'm guessing that means he's not charged with out-an-out rape (or as Whoopie would say "rape-rape").  Does this mean that something slightly less disturbing would have happened?  Is it possible he did something else, like come in and peep over the stall, or maybe exposed himself? Or are the charges as bad as they sound?

Ok, that sounds pretty bad too, but I'm reaching here.

OK, research done.
Basically, Ben could've made intentional contact with the primary genital area, anus, groin, inner thighs, or buttocks of a male or female and the breasts of a female without his/her consent & been accused of this crime. (According to GA code).
Which, not to make light of the allegations, but happens to me just about any time I do into a bar...

I have not seen a copy of the complaint, so if anyone has a link, I'd love to see it.  Of course, I just rememberd about the Smoking Gun website, so I'll go check that out....
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