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« Reply #70 on: Mar 12, 2010 at 09:19 »

Is it just me, or does anyone else think that what "consensually" took lace is that she was knobbing him?  That would explain hitting her head, say, on the bottom of a table?

Ya gotta wonder, don't ya?

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"less than lady like"
What's not lady-like about a nice "pleased to meet ya" blow job?

 dontknow

LMAO! Qoute of the century.
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« Reply #71 on: Mar 12, 2010 at 09:25 »

Is it just me, or does anyone else think that what "consensually" took lace is that she was knobbing him?  That would explain hitting her head, say, on the bottom of a table?

Ya gotta wonder, don't ya?

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"less than lady like"
What's not lady-like about a nice "pleased to meet ya" blow job?

 dontknow

LMAO! Qoute of the century.

You know, this what happens around here.  You try to keep it gentlemanly and avoid writing Blow Job on the board that your wife frequents and look what happens.  I get a small role in the "Quote the Century."  NICE!

PUMA
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« Reply #72 on: Mar 12, 2010 at 09:44 »

Is it just me, or does anyone else think that what "consensually" took lace is that she was knobbing him?  That would explain hitting her head, say, on the bottom of a table?

Ya gotta wonder, don't ya?

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"less than lady like"
What's not lady-like about a nice "pleased to meet ya" blow job?

 dontknow

LMAO! Qoute of the century.

You know, this what happens around here.  You try to keep it gentlemanly and avoid writing Blow Job on the board that your wife frequents and look what happens.  I get a small role in the "Quote the Century."  NICE!

PUMA

Apologize to your wife for me.
Tell her I'm not very lady-like either!
 B)
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I'm still the one with the boobs.
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« Reply #73 on: Mar 12, 2010 at 09:48 »

Is it just me, or does anyone else think that what "consensually" took lace is that she was knobbing him?  That would explain hitting her head, say, on the bottom of a table?

Ya gotta wonder, don't ya?

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"less than lady like"
What's not lady-like about a nice "pleased to meet ya" blow job?

 dontknow

LMAO! Qoute of the century.

You know, this what happens around here.  You try to keep it gentlemanly and avoid writing Blow Job on the board that your wife frequents and look what happens.  I get a small role in the "Quote the Century."  NICE!

PUMA

Apologize to your wife for me.
Tell her I'm not very lady-like either!
 B)

Ironically, I think she will think that this is funny while I am worried about not being offensive...  Don't sweat it!

PUMA
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« Reply #74 on: Mar 12, 2010 at 09:51 »

Is it just me, or does anyone else think that what "consensually" took lace is that she was knobbing him?  That would explain hitting her head, say, on the bottom of a table?

Ya gotta wonder, don't ya?

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"less than lady like"
What's not lady-like about a nice "pleased to meet ya" blow job?

 dontknow

LMAO! Qoute of the century.

You know, this what happens around here.  You try to keep it gentlemanly and avoid writing Blow Job on the board that your wife frequents and look what happens.  I get a small role in the "Quote the Century."  NICE!

PUMA

Oh, yes... keep it clean for my virgin eyes! Puh-leeze! If I didn't know what a BJ was at this point I don't think I'd be anyone's wife!

This is exactly the scenario I came up with yesterday. She's getting all touchy feely with BR, she's drunk, they go into the bathroom together - consensually - she goes down on him, gets a little careless because she's drunk (or just bad at that particular deed) and uses some teeth, BR reacts as I imagine any guy would when his Little Ben is nibbled on and jerks away from her causing her to fall backwards since her balance is already impaired and she hits her head on the sink or stall door. She's mortified because she just bit a two-time Super Bowl winning QB in the junk. He probably gets mad and orders her away so she runs to her friends. She's crying and they see an injury to her head so she tells them a version of the story that would make her look better about how he knocked her over when she was giving it to him so they find a cop for her to tell her story to. The cop questions BR who tells him what really happened, they have a good laugh about it which is why they let him go, but the cop sends the accuser to the hospital as is procedure. At the hospital they collect some dried up semen from her eye/mouth/cheek/neck/wherever it landed. Now she has to go along with this sexual assault claim because she doesn't want everyone to know that 1) she's a tramp and 2) she's bad at giving BJs... IMHO.
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« Reply #75 on: Mar 12, 2010 at 09:52 »

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LC,

Which game are we meeting up at this season? Big Easy seems fitting.
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« Reply #76 on: Mar 12, 2010 at 09:54 »

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This is exactly the scenario I came up with yesterday. She's getting all touchy feely with BR, she's drunk, they go into the bathroom together - consensually - she goes down on him, gets a little careless because she's drunk (or just bad at that particular deed) and uses some teeth, BR reacts as I imagine any guy would when his Little Ben is nibbled on and jerks away from her causing her to fall backwards since her balance is already impaired and she hits her head on the sink or stall door. She's mortified because she just bit a two-time Super Bowl winning QB in the junk. He probably gets mad and orders her away so she runs to her friends. She's crying and they see an injury to her head so she tells them a version of the story that would make her look better about how he knocked her over when she was giving it to him so they find a cop for her to tell her story to. The cop questions BR who tells him what really happened, they have a good laugh about it which is why they let him go, but the cop sends the accuser to the hospital as is procedure. At the hospital they collect some dried up semen from her eye/mouth/cheek/neck/wherever it landed. Now she has to go along with this sexual assault claim because she doesn't want everyone to know that 1) she's a tramp and 2) she's bad at giving BJs... IMHO.

I think Mrs. Puma's Friday blowjob stories can officially replace PittPA's MF picks.

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« Reply #77 on: Mar 12, 2010 at 10:04 »

I don't see how all of you can be in such a carefree and joking mood when Corey Haim is DEAD.  I mean, what's wrong with you heartless motherfuckers?  I can barely get through the day without crying.

You assholes make me sick.
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« Reply #78 on: Mar 12, 2010 at 10:07 »

I did get License To Drive in the ole Netflix queue.
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« Reply #79 on: Mar 12, 2010 at 10:09 »

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This is exactly the scenario I came up with yesterday. She's getting all touchy feely with BR, she's drunk, they go into the bathroom together - consensually - she goes down on him, gets a little careless because she's drunk (or just bad at that particular deed) and uses some teeth, BR reacts as I imagine any guy would when his Little Ben is nibbled on and jerks away from her causing her to fall backwards since her balance is already impaired and she hits her head on the sink or stall door. She's mortified because she just bit a two-time Super Bowl winning QB in the junk. He probably gets mad and orders her away so she runs to her friends. She's crying and they see an injury to her head so she tells them a version of the story that would make her look better about how he knocked her over when she was giving it to him so they find a cop for her to tell her story to. The cop questions BR who tells him what really happened, they have a good laugh about it which is why they let him go, but the cop sends the accuser to the hospital as is procedure. At the hospital they collect some dried up semen from her eye/mouth/cheek/neck/wherever it landed. Now she has to go along with this sexual assault claim because she doesn't want everyone to know that 1) she's a tramp and 2) she's bad at giving BJs... IMHO.

I think Mrs. Puma's Friday blowjob stories can officially replace PittPA's MF picks.



That could work out quite nicely as that would require material... 

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