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Gnutella
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Quote from: Gnutella on Mar 07, 2010 at 18:38
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"Look at the ass on her. I'm gonna go ask if she wants to have sex."
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"Fanatics are picturesque. Mankind would rather see gestures than listen to reason." - Friederich Nietzsche
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I would have never guessed that Craig Stadler was that much taller than Tiger.
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Quote from: Gnutella on Mar 07, 2010 at 18:38
Tiger: Yeah, I just used the ol' "My TV is broken, can you come up and get it out?" routine on her...
Ben: Nice, I'm gonna have to try that one out!
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Ben, Ben, Ben ... you need to meet my girl Rachael, very discreet.
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Tiger: And here is a thing I will tell you: that two swinging foxes have the hots-on for us, and are coming here tonight to let us hold on to their big American breasts!
Ben: [ pours some drinks ] Why not? There's nothing preventing them. After all, there is no other pair of Czech brothers who cruise and swing so successfuly in tight slacks!
Tiger: [ sips his drink and toasts Ben ] We are.. two wild and crazy guys!
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Quote from: otismalibu on Mar 07, 2010 at 19:41
I would have never guessed that Craig Stadler was that much taller than Tiger.
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Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.
I wouldn't say I've been *missing* it, Bob.
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"Hey, Skippy! Skippy Reed! C'mon, man, get in here, there's room for one more!"
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INT HOTEL BAR - LATE EVENING
Ben and Tiger are shooting the shit after a Bethpage Black Course practice round for the U.S. Open. A waitress with an obvious boob job walks by and gives them both a look as she passes. She's about 31 and not even the hottest girl in the room. Life's had it's way with her.
Ben: Aw man, how'd you like to birdie that hole?
Tiger: Sorry man but I beat you to it last night. And this morning.
Ben: Damn, I wonder if she has any friends?
Tiger: Check the horse stables, there's probably someone over there in your league.
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Ben: (*through gritted, fake smile teeth...barely audible*) "That's two in the last four months, man."
Tiger: (*fighting back laughter, a few tears and in a whisper...with an ass grab*) "Fucking
rookie
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Transvetite: Pre-op.
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"The staffer responsible for this photo op was immediately fired after it was relvealed that he misunderstood Tiger's request for 'Something trashy, something redneck, a little thick in the middle and not too bright.'"
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Quote from: pensodyssey on Mar 08, 2010 at 11:52
"Hey, Skippy! Skippy Reed! C'mon, man, get in here, there's room for one more!"
I think Penso wins!
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Quote from: pensodyssey on Mar 08, 2010 at 15:31
"The staffer responsible for this photo op was immediately fired after it was relvealed that he misunderstood Tiger's request for 'Something trashy, something redneck, a little thick in the middle and not too bright.'"
lol! this is my fave to date.
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I have to go with SDW's take.
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"Dude, chicks are just too much fucking trouble."
"I hear ya. You want me to call up Brady Quinn...?"
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Quote from: Finnegans Wake on Mar 09, 2010 at 06:57
"Dude, chicks are just too much fucking trouble."
"I hear ya. You want me to call up Brady Quinn...?"
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