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« on: Mar 07, 2010 at 18:38 »



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« Reply #1 on: Mar 07, 2010 at 18:44 »



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"Look at the ass on her. I'm gonna go ask if she wants to have sex."

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« Reply #2 on: Mar 07, 2010 at 19:41 »

I would have never guessed that Craig Stadler was that much taller than Tiger.
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« Reply #3 on: Mar 08, 2010 at 01:36 »




Tiger: Yeah, I just used the ol' "My TV is broken, can you come up and get it out?" routine on her...

Ben: Nice, I'm gonna have to try that one out!
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« Reply #4 on: Mar 08, 2010 at 07:32 »

Ben, Ben, Ben ... you need to meet my girl Rachael, very discreet.

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« Reply #5 on: Mar 08, 2010 at 07:59 »

Tiger: And here is a thing I will tell you: that two swinging foxes have the hots-on for us, and are coming here tonight to let us hold on to their big American breasts!

Ben: [ pours some drinks ] Why not? There's nothing preventing them. After all, there is no other pair of Czech brothers who cruise and swing so successfuly in tight slacks!

Tiger: [ sips his drink and toasts Ben ] We are.. two wild and crazy guys!
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« Reply #6 on: Mar 08, 2010 at 09:48 »

I would have never guessed that Craig Stadler was that much taller than Tiger.

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« Reply #7 on: Mar 08, 2010 at 11:52 »

"Hey, Skippy!  Skippy Reed!  C'mon, man, get in here, there's room for one more!"
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« Reply #8 on: Mar 08, 2010 at 12:30 »

INT HOTEL BAR - LATE EVENING

Ben and Tiger are shooting the shit after a Bethpage Black Course practice round for the U.S. Open.  A waitress with an obvious boob job walks by and gives them both a look as she passes.  She's about 31 and not even the hottest girl in the room.  Life's had it's way with her.

Ben:  Aw man, how'd you like to birdie that hole?

Tiger:  Sorry man but I beat you to it last night.  And this morning.

Ben:  Damn, I wonder if she has any friends?

Tiger:  Check the horse stables, there's probably someone over there in your league. 

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« Reply #9 on: Mar 08, 2010 at 14:49 »

Ben: (*through gritted, fake smile teeth...barely audible*) "That's two in the last four months, man."

Tiger:  (*fighting back laughter, a few tears and in a whisper...with an ass grab*) "Fucking rookie."
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« Reply #10 on: Mar 08, 2010 at 15:31 »

"The staffer responsible for this photo op was immediately fired after it was relvealed that he misunderstood Tiger's request for 'Something trashy, something redneck, a little thick in the middle and not too bright.'"
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« Reply #11 on: Mar 08, 2010 at 15:38 »

"Hey, Skippy!  Skippy Reed!  C'mon, man, get in here, there's room for one more!"

I think Penso wins!
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« Reply #12 on: Mar 08, 2010 at 17:51 »

"The staffer responsible for this photo op was immediately fired after it was relvealed that he misunderstood Tiger's request for 'Something trashy, something redneck, a little thick in the middle and not too bright.'"
lol! this is my fave to date.
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« Reply #13 on: Mar 09, 2010 at 05:23 »

I have to go with SDW's take.
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« Reply #14 on: Mar 09, 2010 at 06:57 »

"Dude, chicks are just too much fucking trouble."

"I hear ya.  You want me to call up Brady Quinn...?"
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« Reply #15 on: Mar 15, 2010 at 12:11 »

"Dude, chicks are just too much fucking trouble."

"I hear ya.  You want me to call up Brady Quinn...?"


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