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Gnutella
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« Reply #1 on: Mar 07, 2010 at 18:44 »
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"Look at the ass on her. I'm gonna go ask if she wants to have sex."

"I'm not even gonna ask."
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« Reply #2 on: Mar 07, 2010 at 19:41 »
I would have never guessed that Craig Stadler was that much taller than Tiger.
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« Reply #3 on: Mar 08, 2010 at 01:36 »
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Tiger: Yeah, I just used the ol' "My TV is broken, can you come up and get it out?" routine on her...

Ben: Nice, I'm gonna have to try that one out!
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« Reply #4 on: Mar 08, 2010 at 07:32 »
Ben, Ben, Ben ... you need to meet my girl Rachael, very discreet.
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« Reply #5 on: Mar 08, 2010 at 07:59 »
Tiger: And here is a thing I will tell you: that two swinging foxes have the hots-on for us, and are coming here tonight to let us hold on to their big American breasts!

Ben: [ pours some drinks ] Why not? There's nothing preventing them. After all, there is no other pair of Czech brothers who cruise and swing so successfuly in tight slacks!

Tiger: [ sips his drink and toasts Ben ] We are.. two wild and crazy guys!
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« Reply #6 on: Mar 08, 2010 at 09:48 »
Quote from: otismalibu on Mar 07, 2010 at 19:41
I would have never guessed that Craig Stadler was that much taller than Tiger.

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Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.
I wouldn't say I've been *missing* it, Bob.
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« Reply #7 on: Mar 08, 2010 at 11:52 »
"Hey, Skippy!  Skippy Reed!  C'mon, man, get in here, there's room for one more!"
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« Reply #8 on: Mar 08, 2010 at 12:30 »
INT HOTEL BAR - LATE EVENING

Ben and Tiger are shooting the shit after a Bethpage Black Course practice round for the U.S. Open.  A waitress with an obvious boob job walks by and gives them both a look as she passes.  She's about 31 and not even the hottest girl in the room.  Life's had it's way with her.

Ben:  Aw man, how'd you like to birdie that hole?

Tiger:  Sorry man but I beat you to it last night.  And this morning.

Ben:  Damn, I wonder if she has any friends?

Tiger:  Check the horse stables, there's probably someone over there in your league. 

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« Reply #9 on: Mar 08, 2010 at 14:49 »
Ben: (*through gritted, fake smile teeth...barely audible*) "That's two in the last four months, man."

Tiger:  (*fighting back laughter, a few tears and in a whisper...with an ass grab*) "Fucking rookie."
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Glen Quagmire: Hey honey, why don't you turn around and show me the Lower East side?
Transvetite: [in deep voice] Sure.
Glen Quagmire: WHOA! Transvestite! Back off! Wait a sec, pre-op or post-op?
Transvetite: Pre-op.
Glen Quagmire: WHOA! Transvestite! Back off!
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