Worst case

[jonzr]

Gotcha. Well, he had a 100 rating, so apparently it didn't hurt him all that much, but it would be nice if he came in in tip top shape. Of course, we may be wishing we had Fat Ben soon rather than Skinny Dennis.

I don't want our QB to be the John Daly of the NFL, tons of natural talent with a couple huge major wins, a lazy work attitude and a taste for Miller Lite and Chips Ahoy.  Next thing we know he's going to be found passed out in the Hooters parking lot.

You mean our next QB...?

I hope you're not insinuating that the description fits Ben, because he does NOT like Miller Lite.He likes shots.

Yeah, bitches.  So line 'em up.

[jonzr]

Dipshit that I am, I thought that maybe Ben's troubles would mean he'd spend his days and nights at the complex to prove to the Rooneys what a dedicated employee he is.

Do they offer Bud Light at the complex. Dude must be 20-25 lbs heavier than he was his rookie season, and it's not because he's doing a cycle. He'll soon be a pocket passer. He'll have no choice.

He's angling for endorsements.  .

[Finnegans Wake]

Dipshit that I am, I thought that maybe Ben's troubles would mean he'd spend his days and nights at the complex to prove to the Rooneys what a dedicated employee he is.

Do they offer Bud Light at the complex. Dude must be 20-25 lbs heavier than he was his rookie season, and it's not because he's doing a cycle. He'll soon be a pocket passer. He'll have no choice.

He's angling for endorsements.  .

Angling?

Surely you mean noodling...

[jonzr]

Mmmmmm noodles.

[Finnegans Wake]

Wagner wrote the Noodelungenlied about Ramen noodles with catfish.

[aj_law]

He's angling for endorsements.  .

Angling?

Surely you mean noodling...

Pretty sure it's the cornholing that keeps coming back to bite him in the ass.

[leighclay]

Dipshit that I am, I thought that maybe Ben's troubles would mean he'd spend his days and nights at the complex to prove to the Rooneys what a dedicated employee he is.

Do they offer Bud Light at the complex. Dude must be 20-25 lbs heavier than he was his rookie season, and it's not because he's doing a cycle. He'll soon be a pocket passer. He'll have no choice.

Well, he's never been a Jerry Rice in the off season, so I don't think he's in any worse shape than he usually is at this time of year. It's gonna be a problem when he gets in his early thirties if he wants to continue to play, but at 28, I think he can still use camp to get in shape like he's been doing.

Hey, the accuser reported that he was 6'5", 241.
That's exactly his official stat for the season.
Sounds like he's in the best shape of his career...

[pensodyssey]

Hey, the accuser reported that he was 6'5", 241.
That's exactly his official stat for the season.
Sounds like he's in the best shape of his career...

Sounds to me like this girl could put togther a hell of a mock draft.

[Big Virgil]

Hey, the accuser reported that he was 6'5", 241.
That's exactly his official stat for the season.
Sounds like he's in the best shape of his career...

Sounds to me like this girl could put togther a hell of a mock draft.

LOL - I bet Kiper has already called her.

[give'emthaboot]

Dipshit that I am, I thought that maybe Ben's troubles would mean he'd spend his days and nights at the complex to prove to the Rooneys what a dedicated employee he is. Nope. According to the Post-Gazette, OTA's started Monday, and Ben is the most notable no-show. Is it just me, or does it feel like he doesn't get it, and he's out every night clubbing, lining up shots for his bitches like nothing happened?

http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/10075/1043168-66.stm

You don't think it had anything to do with the fact he didnn't want the media hounding him with questions he can't legally answer and cause a huge, unnecessary distraction at an otherwise non-descript offseason workout?