NCAA Tourney Pick'em

[pensodyssey]

Shit on a stick.  Down goes Syracuse (despite Gus Johnson shouting "HERECOMESTHEJEWS!!!!!!!" at the 5 minute mark). 

And I just saw Lorenzo Romar draw a T for taking his jacket off. Romar always looks like the disapproving-but-slightly-amused dad from an 80's sitcom.  Weakest T ever.

[pensodyssey]

C'mon Cornell.  You're the eighth toughest Ivy but you're #1 in our hearts.

[pensodyssey]

And just like that KY turns on the jelly and doubles Cornell over before the half.  EFF Greasy John Calipari and all the Moon Indians (racist!) or WTFever.  

I do think however that this win might make Calipari Kentucky's all-time leader in soon-to-be-vacated wins though.

And kudos to Ashley Judd.  If she hadn't laid on the line such a legendary acting career to follow the call of her inner cat, anyone would think she'd be just another 43 year old with no children and a race car driver husband who spends half the year in Monaco. Nothing to do there.

[Y2Joyce]

Down goes Syracuse

Thanks for nothing Boeheim.

Watchin K-State vs Xavier exclusively here. CBS force-feeding the games there due to the WVU implications. There is still mass confusion in West Virginia converting their rabbit-ear viewing boxes over to digital so I guess CBS has to consider Pittsburgh into their local audience.

K-State coach Frank Martin looks just like this wannabe-tough guy in my neighborhood who I often see walking his dogs when I leave for work. Jokes on that guy though because you cannot look/be tough whilst walking a dog.

I also have to love their best player being named Clemente #21.

And I just saw Lorenzo Romar draw a T for taking his jacket off. Romar always looks like the disapproving-but-slightly-amused dad from an 80's sitcom.  Weakest T ever

That was a tough call a-gainst them on the floor but the T was unnecessary. Funny thing is he put the jacket back on afterwards in shame once the reality of their exit had set in. Sorta like one of those police blankets at the end of movies.

[pensodyssey]

K-State coach Frank Martin looks just like this wannabe-tough guy in my neighborhood who I often see walking his dogs when I leave for work. Jokes on that guy though because you cannot look/be tough whilst walking a dog.

Joey Porter told me last week, he's a big fan of keeping his dogs off-leash.

[Y2Joyce]

And just like that KY turns on the jelly and doubles Cornell over before the half.  EFF Greasy John Calipari and all the Moon Indians (racist!) or WTFever.

Must've been nice for Cornell to finally beat Dunphy since he left Penso's Quakers for the Temple Owls. I wondered how Dunphy would do at Temple but he's largely maintained tradtional ties with their Argentinian PG, zone defense, and keeping John Chaney's owl-faced likeness on as mascot.

Moon Area is now the Tigers. At least they were before the sex scandal, anyway.

Moon Indians sounds like an awesome name for an album title though. Perhaps some disenfranchised Robert Morris students can start up a punk band in protest of that Nova game. And just for clarification and to eliminate double-entrendre the album art is indeed an arse-crack with that 1970s trash-hater tribesman weeping in the background.

[Y2Joyce]

Joey Porter told me last week, he's a big fan of keeping his dogs off-leash.

Every cliche using NFL coach in history has told me you ride with the mini-horse that you have all season.

No I didn't say "mini-whores", jonzr.

[pensodyssey]

Moon Area is now the Tigers. At least they were before the sex scandal, anyway.

Well whatevr. Their high school is still next door to the airport automall.  Of which, by the way, I once spent a summer cleaniing the gutters of which.

Must've been nice for Cornell to finally beat Dunphy since he left Penso's Quakers for the Temple Owls.

In terms of final fours, Penn is second in the big 5 only to Villanova.

If the dead pool were still going, I'd take Gus Johnson. 

[Y2Joyce]

In terms of final fours, Penn is second in the big 5 only to Villanova.

Thanks a lot, Scottie Reynolds. Bish.

If the dead pool were still going, I'd take Gus Johnson.

HAA HAAA! Rise-n-fiiiiiiire. Poppin their collars!

Well whatevr. Moon Area high school is still next door to the airport automall.  Of which, by the way, I once spent a summer cleaniing the gutters of which.

Tough break for you. Big Ben swears he only has knowledge of college guttage.

[pensodyssey]

HAA HAAA! Rise-n-fiiiiiiire. Poppin their collars!

No times out?  Might as well order 3 whoppers junior.