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« on: Apr 26, 2010 at 14:50 »

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« Reply #1 on: Apr 26, 2010 at 16:15 »

OK, he has talked the talk.  Only one thing remains.
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« Reply #2 on: Apr 26, 2010 at 16:45 »

OK, he has talked the talk.  Only one thing remains.

Midget hookers?
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« Reply #3 on: Apr 26, 2010 at 17:03 »

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« Reply #4 on: Apr 27, 2010 at 06:52 »

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All you little bitches, take my shots!!!

At least they won't have far to fall.
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« Reply #5 on: Apr 27, 2010 at 07:07 »

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At least they won't have far to fall.

Bean can claim he sat on one cuz he thought she was a barstool.
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« Reply #6 on: Apr 27, 2010 at 08:53 »

Yes, midget hookers.  Or hookers named Midge.  Either way, Ben's a pro and he needs to quit this pro-am shit.
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« Reply #7 on: Apr 27, 2010 at 09:24 »

The number of  karma sutra moves available to him in a five foot bathroom stall will increase dramatically.
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« Reply #8 on: Apr 27, 2010 at 09:41 »

Might be nice if he also publicly apologized to the people who are paying him $100 million
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« Reply #9 on: Apr 27, 2010 at 09:57 »

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Classic, Otis, just classic!
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« Reply #10 on: Apr 27, 2010 at 11:41 »

Way to release a statement that was drafted by some lawyers and PR guys.

FFS dude, if you're gonna do something like that, get out there in front of the press, look contrite, answer a few questions and make it seem sincere.

That too much to ask?

WhoTF is advising this guy?
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« Reply #11 on: Apr 27, 2010 at 11:56 »

WhoTF is advising this guy?


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« Reply #12 on: Apr 27, 2010 at 12:24 »

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« Reply #13 on: Apr 27, 2010 at 13:10 »

Ben needs to get his ass on Oprah and talk about how sorry he is for embarassing his mom and sister. His team announces that he'll "make a statement" on Monday and he emails a paraphrase of his locker room line-read? Garbage. I realize that Ben's not the quickest wit in the world, but for chrissakes, get out there, answer some questions, challenge some assumptions, be sincere.
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« Reply #14 on: Apr 27, 2010 at 13:14 »

Unfortunately, that would probably damage his image even more having to improvise lies on the spot with microphones in his face.  Unless he just uses phrases like, "My guys are great. I'm surrounded by the best team.  I have to give my O-line all the credit."  etc...

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« Reply #15 on: Apr 27, 2010 at 16:41 »

If he came out to speak unscripted, bumbling and making up lies, it wouldn't come off too good.  BUT, if he did that and referred to himself in 3rd person . . HOMERUN.

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