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« on: May 01, 2010 at 22:18 »

Check it out, Otis happened to be in the neighborhood today so he dropped by for a visit!  Don't ask me how the camera made me appear fat but left Otis alone. 

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« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2010 at 01:19 »

You fellas look great. No homo.

Just wanted to post a comment inb4 the original post was lifted due to later incriminating circumstances involving a sister-in-law, gay daschund, and/or Cowboys fans.
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« Reply #2 on: May 02, 2010 at 17:50 »

Compared to your neighbors, Jonzr - we're giants!

Mr. & Mrs. Jonzr were fine hosts and I'll be listing some of the stuff I scoffed, later this week on eBay.

Not sure if it was fatigue, but I'm almost certain I saw a sea turtle in their pool.
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« Reply #3 on: May 02, 2010 at 19:29 »


Not sure if it was fatigue, but I'm almost certain I saw a sea turtle in their pool.

This is why you people need to read the Disposal of Sea Monkey Colonies part of the instructions.

Some day, the sea monkeys gonna rise up.
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« Reply #4 on: May 02, 2010 at 20:19 »

Moving to Dallas.
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« Reply #5 on: May 03, 2010 at 09:25 »

Who needs eHarmony when you've got MGS.
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« Reply #6 on: May 03, 2010 at 11:05 »

Moving to Dallas.

Really man, my dogs aren't mistreated, they're fine!
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« Reply #7 on: May 03, 2010 at 12:15 »

I thought they tied Canadians to the back of pickup trucks and drug 'em through the streets in Dallas.  Otis is very lucky.
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« Reply #8 on: May 03, 2010 at 12:38 »

There really was something for everyone at the Jonzr compound.

- Asians everywhere, for Penso
- Two gardens for Finny.
- Dogs for Brinker
- 60+" HD TV for BV
- No horses for LC, but I did spy a banjo.
- Palm tree for drunk ass Y2J to pass out under
- Swimming pool for AJ to scout any new avatar material

 
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« Reply #9 on: May 03, 2010 at 12:58 »

Hmmm, the wife said her sister's picture is missing ...
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« Reply #10 on: May 03, 2010 at 14:42 »

There really was something for everyone at the Jonzr compound.

- Asians everywhere, for Penso
- Two gardens for Finny.
- Dogs for Brinker
- 60+" HD TV for BV
- No horses for LC, but I did spy a banjo.
- Palm tree for drunk ass Y2J to pass out under
- Swimming pool for AJ to scout any new avatar material

- Collection of 70's porn for Otis?
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« Reply #11 on: May 03, 2010 at 20:09 »

There really was something for everyone at the Jonzr compound.

- Asians everywhere, for Penso
- Two gardens for Finny.
- Dogs for Brinker
- 60+" HD TV for BV
- No horses for LC, but I did spy a banjo.
- Palm tree for drunk ass Y2J to pass out under
- Swimming pool for AJ to scout any new avatar material

 

That's all well and good, but if everyone has their original teeth, I'm not sure I'm in...
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« Reply #12 on: May 05, 2010 at 10:18 »

Moving to Dallas.

Really man, my dogs aren't mistreated, they're fine!

We shall see.  Moving there in 5 weeks. Going househunting next weekend.  What do you think of the Keller, Flowermount and Southlake areas?

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« Reply #13 on: May 05, 2010 at 11:03 »

I don't know much about those areas.  They're among the MANY suburbs, I can tell you that.  Job-related move?
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« Reply #14 on: May 05, 2010 at 11:17 »

Yeah my suga momma, aka Mrs. Brinker, got promoted
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« Reply #15 on: May 05, 2010 at 13:02 »

Yeah my suga momma, aka Mrs. Brinker, got promoted

Congrats!
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« Reply #16 on: May 05, 2010 at 13:13 »

Yeah my suga momma, aka Mrs. Brinker, got promoted

Congrats!

That's nothing to sneeze at...!
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« Reply #17 on: May 05, 2010 at 13:31 »

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Pound puppies for everyone!!!!

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« Reply #18 on: May 05, 2010 at 20:23 »

Otis showed me a picture of his custom Chrysler 300

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« Reply #19 on: May 05, 2010 at 20:31 »

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Otis showed me a picture of his custom Chrysler 300

It's actually in the shop getting a real inspection.

Seems those Texans sold it as an accident-free car that HAD been inspected. Wrong & wrong.

So they've got two options. Make it right on their dime or come get their car and bring me back my cash.

I'm this close to giving them the Brinker treatment and unleashing hell.
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« Reply #20 on: May 06, 2010 at 10:11 »

Otis showed me a picture of his custom Chrysler 300





Is that the Jonzr log cabin we see in the background?
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« Reply #21 on: May 06, 2010 at 11:39 »

Yeah my suga momma, aka Mrs. Brinker, got promoted

Congrats!


Huh, Mrs. Brinker is Jonzr's bottom bitch?

Another feather in the MGS cap -- providing love connections and opportunities for employment in a down economy.

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« Reply #22 on: May 06, 2010 at 13:46 »

Two pages of thread and still Otis has not answered the big question...





What about bonzr's fishtank?
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« Reply #23 on: May 06, 2010 at 14:01 »

Drained and sitting in the garage.  Still need to set that sucker back up again.  Thanks for the reminder, pensoit.
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« Reply #24 on: May 06, 2010 at 14:16 »

Drained and sitting in the garage.  Still need to set that sucker back up again.  Thanks for the reminder, pensoit.


Fishtanks can be a hassle when you have to go the ol' well out back of the log cabin to get the water, I guess.
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« Reply #25 on: May 06, 2010 at 15:47 »

Yeah, it gets tiring.  I have to beat my wife all the way down there and back.
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« Reply #26 on: May 07, 2010 at 07:20 »

Yeah, it gets tiring.  I have to beat my wife all the way down there and back.

You can fuck up your rotator that way.  I'd sue her now and get it over with, as prevenge.
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« Reply #27 on: May 07, 2010 at 10:29 »

Yeah, it gets tiring.  I have to beat my wife all the way down there and back.

You can fuck up your rotator that way.  I'd sue her now and get it over with, as prevenge.

But first get her to sign a waiver saying she cannot sue you later for anything, ever.
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« Reply #28 on: May 11, 2010 at 09:28 »

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It's actually in the shop getting a real inspection.

Seems those Texans sold it as an accident-free car that HAD been inspected. Wrong & wrong.

So they've got two options. Make it right on their dime or come get their car and bring me back my cash.

I'm this close to giving them the Brinker treatment and unleashing hell.

Hopefully when you "unleash hell" it has more impact, for your sake, than when Tomlin unleashes hell!!!!!

What's the latest with the car situation?

I know a few people, not actually friends though, that have purchased cars from out of state and never had any problems.  One couple bought it on ebay and had it shipped to Colorado from the east coast.  No problems.

With my luck, I'd get screwed and spend more than if I bought something local. 
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« Reply #29 on: May 11, 2010 at 09:32 »

Yeah, I meant to check back.  What is up with the wheels?
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« Reply #30 on: May 11, 2010 at 09:46 »

Only needs about $4K to fix the bumper, and what got pushed in behind the bumper.  Grin

I haven't gone postal yet. The Texas dealership is exchanging paperwork with the local Chrysler dealership.

It kinda sorta looks like they might fix it all on their dime. Still playing nice, but I have the email already typed out, just in case. Links to the online complaint forms, photos, screen captures, etc. We'll see.
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« Reply #31 on: May 12, 2010 at 15:47 »

Only needs about $4K to fix the bumper, and what got pushed in behind the bumper.  Grin

I haven't gone postal yet. The Texas dealership is exchanging paperwork with the local Chrysler dealership.

It kinda sorta looks like they might fix it all on their dime. Still playing nice, but I have the email already typed out, just in case. Links to the online complaint forms, photos, screen captures, etc. We'll see.

Now THAT'S the way to take legal action!
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« Reply #32 on: May 12, 2010 at 16:17 »

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Now THAT'S the way to take legal action!

Legal action is an expense. If one can create the illusion of leverage or more leverage than actually exists, then shit seems to get done. Someday I'll tell you of Canuck vs. Beacon Industries. Crooks. Took years but I actually doubled up.

And with the 300C...

It seems the dealership was inflating the repair bill a little. One car dealership trying to fuck over another. Go figure. Got another estimate today from a body shop, about $1K cheaper for the same parts.

Slowly getting there.
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« Reply #33 on: May 13, 2010 at 09:27 »

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« Reply #34 on: May 13, 2010 at 09:29 »

Leaving on a Jet plane at 7:30 tomorrow morning ---house shopping in Southlake, Flower Mound and Keller.
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« Reply #35 on: May 13, 2010 at 09:39 »

Never a bad time to visit Flower Mound.

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« Reply #36 on: Jun 04, 2010 at 16:31 »

Got the car back today. Was only in the shop for 3 days. New bumper, fog lights, rad, etc. to the tune of $2500. The Dallas dealership was pretty decent, seeing they covered the bill.  Grin
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« Reply #37 on: Jun 04, 2010 at 17:22 »

That's cool.  All in all a worthwhile deal then, eh?
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