Only needs about $4K to fix the bumper, and what got pushed in behind the bumper.
I haven't gone postal yet. The Texas dealership is exchanging paperwork with the local Chrysler dealership.
It kinda sorta looks like they might fix it all on their dime. Still playing nice, but I have the email already typed out, just in case. Links to the online complaint forms, photos, screen captures, etc. We'll see.