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« on: May 11, 2010 at 09:21 »

http://sports.espn.go.com/new-york/nfl/news/story?id=5179003

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Ryan said he has lost about 40 pounds since his procedure and is down to 311, but wants to reach 275.


In other words he didn't have surgery to attain a healthy weight.  His goal, 275, is to still be obese so he can still eat donuts and chicken fried steak, I guess.  If you actually make the effort to have surgery, wouldn't you set a healthy goal, like 220 or something?  He must have been bullied into surgery by family or the organization.

What an idiot.
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« Reply #1 on: May 11, 2010 at 09:30 »

"The husky NY Jets coach ..."

Husky?  I don't think so.  Y'all have seen my photo and I haven't been husky for 50 lbs.  And that fat fuck has at least another 50 on me.  Husky!

mmmm, chicken fried donuts ....
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« Reply #2 on: May 11, 2010 at 09:40 »

Lex Lyan is happy fun jumbo jet!
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« Reply #3 on: May 11, 2010 at 10:18 »

Can adults really be husky?

Husky is some boy scout who's a little root beer barrel. 

Ryan's a fatass.  There are degrees of fatassery, to be sure, but "husky" ain't one of them.
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« Reply #4 on: May 11, 2010 at 11:21 »

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Can adults really be husky?

Exactly. I believe the Toughskins I wore back in the 70s, were "husky" sized.
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« Reply #5 on: May 11, 2010 at 21:28 »

The one thing that no one mentions here is that he's "challenging" two players when he's cheating to get an inherent advantage.  Of course he'll win.  He had a surgery so that his fat ass can't shovel enough deep fried lard into his food hole to gain weight.  Not to mention the fact that he's also challenging 2 athletes whose performance would be adversely affected by huge weight fluctuations.  I don't imagine he'd be too happy if one of his offensive or defensive lineman would roll into camp 60 pounds lighter and weak as shit from a crash diet that lasted 3 months.  Sure they could lose some weight, but certainly not 80 pounds like he plans to without a huge performance dropoff.

What a fucking tard.  Don't even get me started on how I feel about lap banding and the morons who gloat about how it made them lose weight.  Of course it makes you lose weight, it makes it essentially impossible to do anything but that.  People like this would really impress me if they stopped shoveling slop down their throats and got on a fucking treadmill. 

On a related note, I think I'm gonna go challenge a midget to a game of basketball and then have press conference to brag about how awesome I am.

Sorry to rant about this, but every time I see the glorification of unnecessary and potentially dangerous medical procedures used to combat "diseases" that are nothing more than gluttony and sloth, I tend to get a little pissed off.
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« Reply #6 on: May 12, 2010 at 08:09 »

I am curious as to how much weight he wants his lineman to lose.  I'm sure they only want to lose 20% of what tubby needs to lose.
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« Reply #7 on: May 12, 2010 at 11:53 »

Rex and his players need to go check out this surgery movie.

The Human Centipede Trailer [HQ]
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« Reply #8 on: May 12, 2010 at 14:35 »

The fuck?
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« Reply #9 on: May 12, 2010 at 18:21 »

The fuck?

He makes them eat Kashi.

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« Reply #10 on: May 12, 2010 at 20:15 »

Human Centipede = Mengele Daisy Chain
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« Reply #11 on: May 13, 2010 at 08:06 »

Was that trailer released on 4/1 ?
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« Reply #12 on: May 13, 2010 at 09:07 »

Human Centipede = Mengele Daisy Chain

Where I work, there is free assistance for employees and their families.  I will say you are related to me if you seek counseling immediately.  Just turn off the computer and go.
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« Reply #13 on: May 13, 2010 at 15:34 »

What the fuck was Otis*MCSP Googling to find The Human Centipede, anyway?











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« Reply #14 on: May 13, 2010 at 15:47 »

Found it here, then checked out YT.

http://www.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/Movies/05/10/centipede.torture.movie/index.html?iref=allsearch
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« Reply #15 on: May 13, 2010 at 21:33 »

It probably means I have some kind of psychological problem, but that movie looks kinda interesting. 

I'd watch it.
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« Reply #16 on: May 14, 2010 at 08:01 »

I have some kind of psychological problem. 


Duh - just kidding of course.
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« Reply #17 on: May 14, 2010 at 11:36 »

It probably means I have some kind of psychological problem, but that movie looks kinda interesting. 

I'd watch it.

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« Reply #18 on: May 14, 2010 at 11:45 »

It probably means I have some kind of psychological problem, but that movie looks kinda interesting. 

I'd watch it.

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« Reply #19 on: May 14, 2010 at 12:02 »

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There's a moment when the first person in the centipede line-up needs to defecate, and the audience is left imagining what the second person in the centipede is going through.

Sounds kinda shitty.
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« Reply #20 on: May 14, 2010 at 12:05 »

BV will bring the flat screen.

VaChinaBeach will bring her racist friend.

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« Reply #21 on: May 16, 2010 at 10:46 »

I'm just wondering here, but did you guys know that they're making a second one of this film.  Apparently, the second film involves 12 people to be used in his little experiment and that the next one will be more gory and graphic.  The director said "the sequel will make the first one look like my little pony" or something along those lines. 

In order to cleanse your collective palate from this big A2M fetish movie, I present the following piece of film from our Scandinavian brothers.

Iron Sky Teaser 2 - The First Footage


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« Reply #22 on: May 17, 2010 at 07:49 »

BV will bring the flat screen.

VaChinaBeach will bring her racist friend.

Not sure what VanWilder is bringing, but he'll need to make two trips.

Vinman is bringing Allan Houston.

Scatalaki can't make it, but will check in from the B&B.




I will also volunteer to bring protein bar appetizers.  Cut'em up, stick'em with some colorful toothpicks . . . BOOM.
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« Reply #23 on: May 17, 2010 at 12:19 »

If that doesn't make you proud to be a human being, you're broken.

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