Rex Ryan

[Big Virgil]

http://sports.espn.go.com/new-york/nfl/news/story?id=5179003

Ryan said he has lost about 40 pounds since his procedure and is down to 311, but wants to reach 275.

In other words he didn't have surgery to attain a healthy weight.  His goal, 275, is to still be obese so he can still eat donuts and chicken fried steak, I guess.  If you actually make the effort to have surgery, wouldn't you set a healthy goal, like 220 or something?  He must have been bullied into surgery by family or the organization.

What an idiot.

[jonzr]

"The husky NY Jets coach ..."

Husky?  I don't think so.  Y'all have seen my photo and I haven't been husky for 50 lbs.  And that fat fuck has at least another 50 on me.  Husky!

mmmm, chicken fried donuts ....

[pensodyssey]

Lex Lyan is happy fun jumbo jet!

[Finnegans Wake]

Can adults really be husky?

Husky is some boy scout who's a little root beer barrel. 

Ryan's a fatass.  There are degrees of fatassery, to be sure, but "husky" ain't one of them.

[otismalibu]

Can adults really be husky?

Exactly. I believe the Toughskins I wore back in the 70s, were "husky" sized.

[Burton]

The one thing that no one mentions here is that he's "challenging" two players when he's cheating to get an inherent advantage.  Of course he'll win.  He had a surgery so that his fat ass can't shovel enough deep fried lard into his food hole to gain weight.  Not to mention the fact that he's also challenging 2 athletes whose performance would be adversely affected by huge weight fluctuations.  I don't imagine he'd be too happy if one of his offensive or defensive lineman would roll into camp 60 pounds lighter and weak as shit from a crash diet that lasted 3 months.  Sure they could lose some weight, but certainly not 80 pounds like he plans to without a huge performance dropoff.

What a fucking tard.  Don't even get me started on how I feel about lap banding and the morons who gloat about how it made them lose weight.  Of course it makes you lose weight, it makes it essentially impossible to do anything but that.  People like this would really impress me if they stopped shoveling slop down their throats and got on a fucking treadmill. 

On a related note, I think I'm gonna go challenge a midget to a game of basketball and then have press conference to brag about how awesome I am.

Sorry to rant about this, but every time I see the glorification of unnecessary and potentially dangerous medical procedures used to combat "diseases" that are nothing more than gluttony and sloth, I tend to get a little pissed off.

[Big Virgil]

I am curious as to how much weight he wants his lineman to lose.  I'm sure they only want to lose 20% of what tubby needs to lose.

[otismalibu]

Rex and his players need to go check out this surgery movie.

The Human Centipede Trailer [HQ]

[aj_law]

The fuck?

[Finnegans Wake]

The fuck?

He makes them eat Kashi.