I also like how he ends the bitter, vicious, angry-toned rant with his Jeopardy style scribble signature "Dan". Completely unintimidating.
Not to mention the font, which he's getting ripped for.

Wow. Apparently, some folks really
hate that font.
In 1995 Microsoft released the font Comic Sans originally designed for comic book style talk bubbles containing informational help text. Since that time the typeface has been used in countless contexts from restaurant signage to college exams to medical information. These widespread abuses of printed type threaten to erode the very foundations upon which centuries of typographic history are built.
OK, we get it. You
don't like Comic Sans.
Comic sans is why this country is turning into some socialist hippie gaybird commune.
What ever happened to the good family values and God-fearing American ethic that made this country a once-mighty power?
Comic fucking sans, that's what.