Jamarcus Russell

[Merman1983]

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/JaMarcus-Russell-arrested-codeine-syrup-070510?GT1=39002

stole this idea from moe sizlak.

[jonzr]

Was it a Flaming-Moe or was that another episode?  Hey, the guy just likes his syzirup.

[kluisi61]

Was it a Flaming-Moe or was that another episode?  Hey, the guy just likes his syzirup.

Has Russell officially surpassed Ryan Leaf as the biggest bust ever yet?

[Merman1983]

Well technically it was a flaming-homer first, and moe stole it from him. one of homer's great lines from the episode was something like "I don't know the scientific explanation, but fire made it good."



it's hard to say if he's the biggest bust ever. i think more was expected from leaf (some people had him rated above manning, where as alot of us knew russell would flat out stink), but russell ate up alot more money. probably 1a and 1b at this point.

[jonzr]

I'd say Russell only b/c he was the #1 pick.  Funny though how both picks went to the AFCW though. 

[Finnegans Wake]

I think Leaf flamed out with more style.  The outburst clips are still priceless after all these years, and the fact that he was ripping off collegiate players' painkillers out-turds JaMarcus gettin' his drank on.

BTW, you wonder if JaMmarcus has been leaning on the lean for a while: someone slurpin' down the syrup being a lazy assed motherfucker?  No, say it ain't so!  And all that sugar in the drank, gosh, maybe that had something to do with JaMarcus being such a fatass...  Ya think?!

[pensodyssey]

"I like my drinks like I like my homosexuals... flaming." -- Homer Jay Simpson