Cody fails Ratbirds conditioning test

[jonzr]

Imagine that, ol' flapjack teets wasn't in good enough shape to practice.

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/story/13674825/ravens-secondrounder-cody-fails-conditioning-test-held-out?tag=headlines;nfl

[Finnegans Wake]

Suddenly, I can't ever go back to iHop.  Ever.  Seriously.

I'm just hoping for a celebrity boxing match between Terrence "Flapper Teats" Cody and Bill "Razortits" Parcells.  Parcells will cut a bitch with those wanton mams.

[aj_law]

Andre Smith is not impressed.

[Finnegans Wake]

WESTMINSTER, Md. -- The Baltimore Ravens have opened training camp with 10 players on the physically unable to perform list.

That group includes safety Ed Reed (hip surgery), linebacker Brendon Ayanbadejo (quadriceps), nose guard Terrence Cody (flunked conditioning test), cornerback Walt Harris (flunked conditioning test), offensive tackle Oniel Cousins (throat surgery), cornerback Lardarius Webb (knee), cornerback Fabian Washington (knee), wide receiver Rodelin Anthony (knee) and cornerback Prince Miller (undisclosed).

The Ravens could also wind up placing offensive tackle Jared Gaither on PUP with a foot injury.

He hasn't reported to training camp yet.

For all the media slurping of the Ratties and Bungles this pre-season, I see issues with both teams.  Bengals should have easy sledding early and then flame out.  Ravens will likely be the opposite, struggling early and clawing back into the race.