MGS FFL (2010) Keepers

[jonzr]

Only post keepers here, no discussion, please.

Add your team name and keepers like this:

My Team Name - Player One
My Team Name - Player Two

Use your powers of cut-n-paste and add to the existing list, e.g.,

My Team Name - Player One
My Team Name - Player Two
Other Team Name - Other Player One
Other Team Name - Other Player Two
Your Team Name - Your Player One
Your Team Name - Your Player Two

Next post starts the list ...

[KeystoneKC]

Initial Keepers (Subject to revision for injury / camp happenings):

Keystone Cops - Jamaal Charles, RB, KC
Keystone Cops - Andre Johnson, WR, Houston

[pensodyssey]

Before I post my choices, I'd like to begin with a discussion of the Keystone Cops' keepers.

The Chickens of General Gao are proud to announce that they will be keeping no one from last year's roster.

[kluisi61]

Subject to change right up until the deadline, but my initial keepers are:

BenRapedMeToo - Chris Johnson
BenRapedMeToo - Peyton Manning
Keystone Cops - Jamaal Charles, RB, KC
Keystone Cops - Andre Johnson, WR, Houston
The Chickens of General Gao - None

[jonzr]

BenRapedMeToo - Chris Johnson
BenRapedMeToo - Peyton Manning
Keystone Cops - Jamaal Charles, RB, KC
Keystone Cops - Andre Johnson, WR, Houston
Lame-ass Sweeds - Philip Rivers (SD - QB)
Lame-ass Sweeds - Ronnie Brown (Mia - RB)
The Chickens of General Gao - None

[vinman3]

BenRapedMeToo - Chris Johnson
BenRapedMeToo - Peyton Manning
Keystone Cops - Jamaal Charles, RB, KC
Keystone Cops - Andre Johnson, WR, Houston
Lame-ass Sweeds - Philip Rivers (SD - QB)
Lame-ass Sweeds - Ronnie Brown (Mia - RB)
The Chickens of General Gao - None
Pure Steel II - Drew Bress
Pure Steel II - Sidney Rice (subject to change, pending the diva's return)

[Y2Joyce]

BenRapedMeToo - Chris Johnson
BenRapedMeToo - Peyton Manning
Keystone Cops - Jamaal Charles, RB, KC
Keystone Cops - Andre Johnson, WR, Houston
Lame-ass Sweeds - Philip Rivers (SD - QB)
Lame-ass Sweeds - Ronnie Brown (Mia - RB)
The Chickens of General Gao - Bish 1
The Chickens of General Gao - Bish #2
Pure Steel II - Drew Bress
Pure Steel II - Sidney Rice (subject to change, pending the diva's return)
PlexyMidThighGunners- Ray Rice. Ratbird RB and The SF treat
PlexyMidThighGunners- Larry Fitzgerald. ARZ WR, 2nd place in Heisman to Jason White.

[SCacalaki]

BenRapedMeToo - Chris Johnson
BenRapedMeToo - Peyton Manning
Keystone Cops - Jamaal Charles, RB, KC
Keystone Cops - Andre Johnson, WR, Houston
Lame-ass Sweeds - Philip Rivers (SD - QB)
Lame-ass Sweeds - Ronnie Brown (Mia - RB)
The Chickens of General Gao - Bish 1
The Chickens of General Gao - Bish #2
Pure Steel II - Drew Bress
Pure Steel II - Sidney Rice (subject to change, pending the diva's return)
PlexyMidThighGunners- Ray Rice. Ratbird RB and The SF treat
PlexyMidThighGunners- Larry Fitzgerald. ARZ WR, 2nd place in Heisman to Jason White.
Hungry Whoremongers- No keeper
Hungry Whoremongers- No keeper

[Finnegans Wake]

Sportin Woodleys - Aaron Rodgers, QB, GB
Sportin Woodleys - Adrian Peterson, RB, Minn
BenRapedMeToo - Chris Johnson
BenRapedMeToo - Peyton Manning
Keystone Cops - Jamaal Charles, RB, KC
Keystone Cops - Andre Johnson, WR, Houston
Lame-ass Sweeds - Philip Rivers (SD - QB)
Lame-ass Sweeds - Ronnie Brown (Mia - RB)
The Chickens of General Gao - Bish 1
The Chickens of General Gao - Bish #2
Pure Steel II - Drew Bress
Pure Steel II - Sidney Rice (subject to change, pending the diva's return)
PlexyMidThighGunners- Ray Rice. Ratbird RB and The SF treat
PlexyMidThighGunners- Larry Fitzgerald. ARZ WR, 2nd place in Heisman to Jason White.
Hungry Whoremongers- No keeper
Hungry Whoremongers- No keeper

[Spen]

I'll keep Boldin and DeAngelp Williams

[pensodyssey]

Sportin Woodleys - Aaron Rodgers, QB, GB
Sportin Woodleys - Adrian Peterson, RB, Minn
BenRapedMeToo - Chris Johnson
BenRapedMeToo - Peyton Manning
Keystone Cops - Jamaal Charles, RB, KC
Keystone Cops - Andre Johnson, WR, Houston
Lame-ass Sweeds - Philip Rivers (SD - QB)
Lame-ass Sweeds - Ronnie Brown (Mia - RB)
The Chickens of General Gao - Top 5 running back #1
The Chickens of General Gao - Top 5 running back #2
Pure Steel II - Drew Bress
Pure Steel II - Sidney Rice (subject to change, pending the diva's return)
PlexyMidThighGunners- Ray Rice. Ratbird RB and The SF treat
PlexyMidThighGunners- Larry Fitzgerald. ARZ WR, 2nd place in Heisman to Jason White.
Hungry Whoremongers- No keeper
Hungry Whoremongers- No keeper
Spen's Angsty Reds-- Anquan Boldin
Spen's Angsty Reds-- Danglelow Williams


That lives AJ, the mongrels, and whomever our draconian overlord commish decides should have jar's spot.  I think we should make Joce talk Ravenstahl into joining it.

[jonzr]

That lives AJ, the mongrels, and whomever our draconian overlord commish decides should have jar's spot.  I think we should make Joce talk Ravenstahl into joining it.

Anything that gets me a degree closer to Kevin Bacon.  So, would it?

[pensodyssey]

That lives AJ, the mongrels, and whomever our draconian overlord commish decides should have jar's spot.  I think we should make Joce talk Ravenstahl into joining it.

Anything that gets me a degree closer to Kevin Bacon.  So, would it?

You're already right there.  They used the head on a pillow for closeups of the graboids in Tremors.

[Y2Joyce]

That lives AJ, the mongrels, and whomever our draconian overlord commish decides should have jar's spot.  I think we should make Joce talk Ravenstahl into joining it.

His brother is getting married this weekend. Ill bring it up to him but am sure he'll be in no state to remember the invitation.

[pensodyssey]

That lives AJ, the mongrels, and whomever our draconian overlord commish decides should have jar's spot.  I think we should make Joce talk Ravenstahl into joining it.

His brother is getting married this weekend. Ill bring it up to him but am sure he'll be in no state to remember the invitation.

Tell him we'll name the championship the Sophie Masloff trophy in his honor if he joins.

[msdmnr2002]

Sportin Woodleys - Aaron Rodgers, QB, GB
Sportin Woodleys - Adrian Peterson, RB, Minn
BenRapedMeToo - Chris Johnson
BenRapedMeToo - Peyton Manning
Keystone Cops - Jamaal Charles, RB, KC
Keystone Cops - Andre Johnson, WR, Houston
Lame-ass Sweeds - Philip Rivers (SD - QB)
Lame-ass Sweeds - Ronnie Brown (Mia - RB)
The Chickens of General Gao - Top 5 running back #1
The Chickens of General Gao - Top 5 running back #2
Pure Steel II - Drew Bress
Pure Steel II - Sidney Rice (subject to change, pending the diva's return)
PlexyMidThighGunners- Ray Rice. Ratbird RB and The SF treat
PlexyMidThighGunners- Larry Fitzgerald. ARZ WR, 2nd place in Heisman to Jason White.
Hungry Whoremongers- No keeper
Hungry Whoremongers- No keeper
Spen's Angsty Reds-- Anquan Boldin
Spen's Angsty Reds-- Danglelow Williams
Msdmnr's Mongrels - Maurice Jones-Drew
Msdmnr's Mongrels - Michael Turner

[aj_law]

Sportin Woodleys - Aaron Rodgers, QB, GB
Sportin Woodleys - Adrian Peterson, RB, Minn
BenRapedMeToo - Chris Johnson
BenRapedMeToo - Peyton Manning
Keystone Cops - Jamaal Charles, RB, KC
Keystone Cops - Andre Johnson, WR, Houston
Lame-ass Sweeds - Philip Rivers (SD - QB)
Lame-ass Sweeds - Ronnie Brown (Mia - RB)
The Chickens of General Gao - Top 5 running back #1
The Chickens of General Gao - Top 5 running back #2
Pure Steel II - Drew Bress
Pure Steel II - Sidney Rice (subject to change, pending the diva's return)
PlexyMidThighGunners- Ray Rice. Ratbird RB and The SF treat
PlexyMidThighGunners- Larry Fitzgerald. ARZ WR, 2nd place in Heisman to Jason White.
Hungry Whoremongers- No keeper
Hungry Whoremongers- No keeper
Spen's Angsty Reds-- Anquan Boldin
Spen's Angsty Reds-- Danglelow Williams
Msdmnr's Mongrels - Maurice Jones-Drew
Msdmnr's Mongrels - Michael Turner

*sigh*

Assaholics - Frank Gore
Assaholics - Ryan Grant

[Captain Chaos]

Where does one find a roster of jarjar's team from last season?

[pensodyssey]

Where does one find a roster of jarjar's team from last season?

http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/archive/nfl/2009/196111/rosters

[kluisi61]

Here's the cut and paste...Sorry.

    
Dwayne Bowe (KC - WR)   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   589   4   0   0   0   0   53.45
Mark Bradley (NO - WR)   1   26   0   0   0   2   20   0   320   2   123   0   0   0   34.65
Nate Burleson (Det - WR)   0   0   0   0   0   2   4   0   812   3   256   0   0   2   66.52
Chris Henry (Cin - WR)   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   236   2   0   0   0   0   23.8
Brandon Jacobs (NYG - RB)   0   0   0   0   0   224   835   5   184   1   0   0   0   1   110.35
Michael Jenkins (Atl - WR)   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   635   1   0   0   0   0   39.25
Marshawn Lynch (Buf - RB)   0   0   0   0   0   120   450   2   179   0   0   0   0   1   54.95
Brandon Marshall (Mia - WR)   0   0   0   0   0   7   39   0   1120   10   0   0   0   0   121.65
Rashard Mendenhall (Pit - RB)   0   0   0   0   0   242   1108   7   261   1   8   0   0   3   138.92
Santana Moss (Was - WR)   0   0   0   0   0   2   8   0   902   3   52   0   0   1   65.43
Kyle Orton (Den - QB)   336   3802   21   12   29   24   71   0   0   0   0   0   0   2   263.51
Matt Schaub (Hou - QB)   396   4770   29   15   25   48   57   0   0   0   0   0   1   2   344.39
Tony Scheffler (Det - TE)   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   0   416   2   0   0   0   0   35.05
Steve Smith (Car - WR)   0   0   0   0   0   5   22   0   982   7   0   0   1   0   97.2
Kellen Winslow (TB - TE)   0   0   0   0   0   1   7   0   884   5   0   0   0   0   76.15

Kris Brown (Hou - K)   0   11   6   2   2   43   1   112.25

Philadelphia (Phi - DEF)   331   44.0   2   25   13   4   1   2   158.25

Oshiomogho Atogwe (StL - S)   58   16   1.0   0   2   3   2   0   0   0   44.75
Yeremiah Bell (Mia - S)   92   22   1.5   0   3   0   0   0   0   0   58.5
Thomas Davis (Car - LB)   48   13   1.5   1   2   0   0   0   0   0   34.75

[Captain Chaos]

Do I get any special compensation for having a corpse on my team?


Never hurts to ask.

[pensodyssey]

Do I get any special compensation for having a corpse on my team?

Marshawn Lynch?

[Finnegans Wake]

Do I get any special compensation for having a corpse on my team?

I'll send you some chipotle rub and some hickory chips, and you can grill it.

[msdmnr2002]

Do I get any special compensation for having a corpse on my team?

No, but I think the life insurance payout counts against your salary cap.

[pensodyssey]

Do I get any special compensation for having a corpse on my team?

No, but I think the life insurance payout counts against your salary cap.

The salary cap is a funny thing, when you look at it from a philosophical persepective.

[Y2Joyce]

Do I get any special compensation for having a corpse on my team?

Marshawn Lynch?

He means Chris Henry. Chaos inherits the deadliest receiving corpse in fantasy history.
But seriously yeah Henry died last winter. He was in a vehicle accident where the tranny went dead. No damage to the vehicle IIRC.

When I say WHO DEAD? U SAY HE DED!!

[Captain Chaos]

Do I get any special compensation for having a corpse on my team?

Marshawn Lynch?

He means Chris Henry. Chaos inherits the deadliest receiving corpse in fantasy history.
But seriously yeah Henry died last winter. He was in a vehicle accident where the tranny went dead. No damage to the vehicle IIRC.

When I say WHO DEAD? U SAY HE DED!!

He was in the back of a pickup truck with his girlfriend driving and fell off.  I think they call that "redneck surfing".

[Captain Chaos]

My keepers are in...

Sportin Woodleys - Aaron Rodgers, QB, GB
Sportin Woodleys - Adrian Peterson, RB, Minn
BenRapedMeToo - Chris Johnson
BenRapedMeToo - Peyton Manning
Keystone Cops - Jamaal Charles, RB, KC
Keystone Cops - Andre Johnson, WR, Houston
Lame-ass Sweeds - Philip Rivers (SD - QB)
Lame-ass Sweeds - Ronnie Brown (Mia - RB)
The Chickens of General Gao - Top 5 running back #1
The Chickens of General Gao - Top 5 running back #2
Pure Steel II - Drew Bress
Pure Steel II - Joseph Addai
PlexyMidThighGunners- Ray Rice. Ratbird RB and The SF treat
PlexyMidThighGunners- Larry Fitzgerald. ARZ WR, 2nd place in Heisman to Jason White.
Hungry Whoremongers- No keeper
Hungry Whoremongers- No keeper
Spen's Angsty Reds-- Anquan Boldin
Spen's Angsty Reds-- Danglelow Williams
Msdmnr's Mongrels - Maurice Jones-Drew
Msdmnr's Mongrels - Michael Turner

*sigh*

Assaholics - Frank Gore
Assaholics - Ryan Grant

Chaos Unlimited - QB Matt Shaub HOU
Chaos Unlimited - RB Rashard Mendenhall PIT

[jonzr]

Keepers have been assigned so go prerank your players ya bunch of shabby Holmgrens.

You can check the commish note for the final draft order and assignments or dig around for the draft results link on the league menu to make sure your picks are correct.  If they aren't, please accept my most humble of apologies, but did you ever think what you did wrong to deserve such a mistake?  I mean, c'mon now, shouldn't you accept your role in this whole debacle?