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« on: Aug 10, 2010 at 22:01 »

I've heard Chris Mortenson on Mike & Mike the last couple weeks doing these reports from his ridiculous RV tour.  He sounds like he's got a major-league hangover, or perhaps that he's already had a few before 9 am.  And his reports make about that much sense as well.

Might be time to get him in for drug testing.
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« Reply #1 on: Aug 10, 2010 at 22:27 »

Jimmy Johnson's hair told me last week, it's a big fan of Mort.
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« Reply #2 on: Aug 10, 2010 at 22:42 »

Mort's hair is amazing. My sources tell me he shampoos with Gary Miller's urine and conditions with cream from Stuart Scott's dead eye.
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« Reply #3 on: Aug 11, 2010 at 07:09 »

Mort's hair is amazing. My sources tell me he shampoos with Gary Miller's urine and conditions with cream from Stuart Scott's dead eye.


   

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