Been told to "Get screwed?"

[jonzr]

You might wanna ask 'em exactly what they mean.

[Finnegans Wake]

Because the coffins displace dirt as your body is screwed in, no digging is required, and no earth is left over.

Boring.

Put cadavers into giant artillery shells and then fire them into the ground.

No back-breaking manual labor.

Fireworks for the mourners.

Bury granny and get rid of groundhogs at the same time!

[P4P]

  

[aj_law]

The lid could be made with an emergency exit to allow coma victims and deep sleepers to escape their twisting tomb.

Seems like it should be standard equipment...unless it's for the in-laws.

[VaBchSteelersfan]

That's kind of disturbing!

[otismalibu]

Hey VaBchSteelersfan,

Give me 20 minutes to work the ground and that casket will slide in.

[VaBchSteelersfan]

Hey VaBchSteelersfan,

Give me 20 minutes to work the ground and that casket will slide in.

I can always count on you, Otis!