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VaBchSteelersfan
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who should play Kurt Warner in the movie of his life?
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According to Kurt's lovely wife Brenda, Denzel Washington would be the perfect actor to portray him because "he's such a good actor". :huh:
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Your football watchin' buddy is probably burning a cross in her yard as we speak.
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I think you're both missing the point: There should be no movie about Krunt Wurmer's life.
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Quote from: VaBchSteelersfan on Aug 18, 2010 at 06:52
According to Kurt's lovely wife Brenda, Denzel Washington would be the perfect actor to portray him because "he's such a good actor". :huh:
It's about fucking time they got around to making a sequel.
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Well it's pretty clear who should play Brenda Warner
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No, no, no. The question is who should play the Brenda (Before), and Brenda (After)?
I'm going with Ann B. Davis for Before...
Ann B. Davis, the spunky and lesbo-vibed housekeeper on
The Brady Bunch
And Nazi bitch Ann Coulter for After...
Mann Coulter... because you know she's carrying a sack of onions
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Being serious, Kathy Griffin.
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Quote from: Finnegans Wake on Aug 18, 2010 at 09:10
No, no, no. The question is who should play the Brenda (Before), and Brenda (After)?
I'm going with Ann B. Davis for Before...
Ann B. Davis, the spunky and lesbo-vibed housekeeper on
The Brady Bunch
And Nazi bitch Ann Coulter for After...
Mann Coulter... because you know she's carrying a sack of onions
MAnn Coulter is a horse-face bitch!
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Say what you will. I'd NAIL Ann Coulter.
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Quote from: P4P on Aug 18, 2010 at 15:27
Say what you will. I'd NAIL Ann Coulter.
So would I.
Preferably to a sheet of plywood.
Oh, you meant something else. Sorry, I don't dig chicks with Adam's apples. But hey, I bet she could show you a good time at a Teabagging party.
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Say what you will. I'd NAIL Ann Coulter.
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Well, well, well. Look who's signed on to play God...
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