Maximum Grilled Steelers Forum
Nov 24, 2014 at 06:44 *
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
 
  Home   Forum   Help Calendar Media Login Register  
Pages: [1]   Go Down
  Print  
Author Topic: Been told to "Get screwed?"  (Read 490 times)
jonzr
Asst. VP, Jonzring
Global Moderator
Old School Member
*****

Karma: 11364
Offline Offline

Posts: 11,828


Have a cup o' joe.


WWW
« on: Aug 13, 2010 at 15:11 »

You might wanna ask 'em exactly what they mean.

Logged

"I like David Bowie, he was always my favorite member of Tin Machine."
- Rodney Anonymous

It's a Steeler Nation
Finnegans Wake
Global Moderator
Old School Member
*****

Karma: 12195
Offline Offline

Posts: 22,377



« Reply #1 on: Aug 13, 2010 at 15:55 »

Quote
Because the coffins displace dirt as your body is screwed in, no digging is required, and no earth is left over.


Boring.

Put cadavers into giant artillery shells and then fire them into the ground.

No back-breaking manual labor.

Fireworks for the mourners.

Bury granny and get rid of groundhogs at the same time!
Logged

Out of my mind on Saturday night...
P4P
Hillbilly Deluxe
Old School Member
*****

Karma: 3313
Offline Offline

Posts: 2,712



« Reply #2 on: Aug 13, 2010 at 20:15 »

 clap 
Logged

Honesty is something you can't wear out.
Waylon Jennings
aj_law
Global Moderator
Old School Member
*****

Karma: 5538
Offline Offline

Posts: 15,175


« Reply #3 on: Aug 16, 2010 at 11:39 »

The lid could be made with an emergency exit to allow coma victims and deep sleepers to escape their twisting tomb.

Seems like it should be standard equipment...unless it's for the in-laws.
Logged

We suck because our drafts have been THE SUCK.
VaBchSteelersfan
Brownstains can suck my Member
****

Karma: 2069
Offline Offline

Posts: 749



« Reply #4 on: Aug 16, 2010 at 13:39 »

That's kind of disturbing!
Logged

"Now that I'm here, I don't want to just be here, I want to be here for a long time." Hines Ward, 1998 4th round draft pick.
otismalibu
Global Moderator
Old School Member
*****

Karma: 7055
Online Online

Posts: 10,917



« Reply #5 on: Aug 16, 2010 at 14:35 »

Hey VaBchSteelersfan,

Give me 20 minutes to work the ground and that casket will slide in. Grin
Logged
VaBchSteelersfan
Brownstains can suck my Member
****

Karma: 2069
Offline Offline

Posts: 749



« Reply #6 on: Aug 17, 2010 at 09:11 »

Hey VaBchSteelersfan,

Give me 20 minutes to work the ground and that casket will slide in. Grin

I can always count on you, Otis!
Logged

"Now that I'm here, I don't want to just be here, I want to be here for a long time." Hines Ward, 1998 4th round draft pick.
Pages: [1]   Go Up
  Print  
 
Jump to:  


Powered by MySQL Powered by PHP Powered by SMF 1.1.20 | SMF © 2013, Simple Machines
SimplePortal 2.3.6 © 2008-2014, SimplePortal
| Sitemap
Valid XHTML 1.0! Valid CSS!