Keep in mind, they've only had one class so far.
Professor must you be a real dick? Why would you want to make exams to trick your students and why do you take pride in the average passing grade of 65 on your exams? Are you that insecure about your profession, that is basically laughed at by the science, math, and technology departments as not being a real profession that is applicable to the advancement and survival of humanity? You're course is stupid and you're a REAL joke, especially the way you look standing by trees wearing your stupid shades and smoking your cigs. Go back to school and get a real degree you shabby Charlie Brown. By the way, shave next time, and comb your hair dont look so scraggly.