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« on: Aug 30, 2010 at 12:34 »

Keep in mind, they've only had one class so far.

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Professor must you be a real dick?  Why would you want to make exams to trick your students and why do you take pride in the average passing grade of 65 on your exams?  Are you that insecure about your profession, that is basically laughed at by the science, math, and technology departments as not being a real profession that is applicable to the advancement and survival of humanity?  You're course is stupid and you're a REAL joke, especially the way you look standing by trees wearing your stupid shades and smoking your cigs. Go back to school and get a real degree you shabby Charlie Brown. By the way, shave next time, and comb your hair dont look so scraggly.
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« Reply #1 on: Aug 30, 2010 at 12:42 »

Keep in mind, they've only had one class so far.

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Professor must you be a real dick?  Why would you want to make exams to trick your students and why do you take pride in the average passing grade of 65 on your exams?  Are you that insecure about your profession, that is basically laughed at by the science, math, and technology departments as not being a real profession that is applicable to the advancement and survival of humanity?  You're course is stupid and you're a REAL joke, especially the way you look standing by trees wearing your stupid shades and smoking your cigs. Go back to school and get a real degree you shabby Charlie Brown. By the way, shave next time, and comb your hair dont look so scraggly.
Wow...something tells me that this person will not be passing if he is too stupid to drop the class after that rant. Good way to make an impression.
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« Reply #2 on: Aug 30, 2010 at 12:44 »

WTF?  They're obviously bucking for a section-8.  It wasn't bad enough to get laughed at by the math and science departments.  No, they had to throw in the tech dept too!  

Really though, why would you wanna trick your students like that you shabby Charlie Brown?
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« Reply #3 on: Aug 30, 2010 at 12:44 »

Yeah, needless to say the email address is not in the college database.
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« Reply #4 on: Aug 30, 2010 at 12:46 »

WTF?  They're obviously bucking for a section-8.  It wasn't bad enough to get laughed at by the math and science departments.  No, they had to throw in the tech dept too!  

Really though, why would you wanna trick your students like that you shabby Charlie Brown?


The technology department just emailed me and said my profession is not applicable to the survival and advancement of humanity.  And that the Great Pumpkin is coming to get me.
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« Reply #5 on: Aug 30, 2010 at 12:48 »

WTF?  They're obviously bucking for a section-8.  It wasn't bad enough to get laughed at by the math and science departments.  No, they had to throw in the tech dept too!  

Really though, why would you wanna trick your students like that you shabby Charlie Brown?


The technology department just emailed me and said my profession is not applicable to the survival and advancement of humanity.  And that the Great Pumpkin is coming to get me.

That's too bad that they hate you too...I bet they have a way to figure out who owns that email address. Pretty shady to have the balls to send something like that, but not have the balls to own up to it though. Post the email headers and let us see what we can do. Smiley
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« Reply #6 on: Aug 30, 2010 at 13:01 »

I've sent it on to the higher ups here.  As it turns out, I think this might be the same kid who stole my final exam last year and left behind his scantron sheet with a very similar name to the one in the email address.

Either remarkably stupid, or trying to be diabolical in a cheap little teenage way.  Which amounts to the same.
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« Reply #7 on: Aug 30, 2010 at 13:08 »

I only read the first sentence. Sounds like Brinker.
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« Reply #8 on: Aug 30, 2010 at 13:33 »

Charlie Brown?

I was thinking more of Shaggy.

Shaving and combing would only ruin you're look.
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« Reply #9 on: Aug 30, 2010 at 13:39 »

Charlie Brown?

I was thinking more of Shaggy.

Shaving and combing would only ruin you're look.

Your right. 

I mean, Charlie Brown?  Really?  How about Ziggy or Jeffy instead?  Let's step up into the 70's at least.
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« Reply #10 on: Aug 30, 2010 at 14:01 »

Charlie Brown?

I was thinking more of Shaggy.

Shaving and combing would only ruin you're look.

Your right. 

I mean, Charlie Brown?  Really?  How about Ziggy or Jeffy instead?  Let's step up into the 70's at least.

Or maybe Zippy.

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« Reply #11 on: Aug 30, 2010 at 14:07 »

Charlie Brown?

I was thinking more of Shaggy.

Shaving and combing would only ruin you're look.


Your right.  

I mean, Charlie Brown?  Really?  How about Ziggy or Jeffy instead?  Let's step up into the 70's at least.


Or maybe Zippy.


Or the Keep on Truckin' dude.

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« Reply #12 on: Aug 30, 2010 at 16:20 »

Beats a club to the back of the head tho.

Why would you want to make exams to trick your students and why do you take pride in the average passing grade of 65 on your exams?

Tenure, FTW.

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« Reply #13 on: Aug 31, 2010 at 08:10 »

I only read the first sentence. Sounds like Brinker.


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« Reply #14 on: Aug 31, 2010 at 12:26 »

Is this the kid that mugged you?
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« Reply #15 on: Sep 01, 2010 at 00:03 »

No, no.  He stole Linus' blanket.  LINUS was the assailant!
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