From what you've told us, BIL has probably spent a little time behind bars, so I'm thinking he has first-hand knowledge?
Amazingly, no. He's spent plenty of time in the back of a patrol car, but no actual jail time. Fortunately, he's had plenty of people around to bail him out.
Good news is that he's really slowed down and grown up.
Bad news is that I'm drinking more. And I've picked up a rather bad cigar habit. Not Swisher Sweets, real cigars. Can't afford to keep that up.