Jesus, man! Maybe you can figure it out the next time you're sitting on the hopper taking a pee.
I've already got the 8 year old saying. "Let's go to the bar and watch the game." If only he could drive.
Good parents give their kids the confidence to drive early. Sure, there are "laws" with "age requirements," but I don't think a court of law in this country would convict you on that, Otis. Be a good parent and let the kid drive. Hell, if he's driving, let him have a couple of Lites, too.