Steeler Week 1

[KeystoneKC]

we get the great choice of the Bungles vs. the Pats and the Panthers at the Giants, woo hoo! 

Don't that just make you wanna find a rifle & a bell tower.  I'd watch Fox.

[pensodyssey]

4. Grab a smoke, under a tree.

You can't go in with all your guns blazing.

[msdmnr2002]

1) Concessions
2) Chain Gang -- on the field during your child's game...
3) Announcer/Timekeeper during games

I had same options, plus couple others.  Screw concessions - not much point in going to kid's game if you can't watch it.  I'm on chain gang.

First game tomorrow for middle school.  My kid's the kicker - only position Mom is OK with, plus really all he wants to do at this point.  He's solid on PATs, can hit 30+ yd FG when he's on - not bad for 7th grade.

Grooming the next Jeff Reed - minus the alcohol hopefully.

[jonzr]

1) Concessions
2) Chain Gang -- on the field during your child's game...
3) Announcer/Timekeeper during games

I had same options, plus couple others.  Screw concessions - not much point in going to kid's game if you can't watch it.  I'm on chain gang.

First game tomorrow for middle school.  My kid's the kicker - only position Mom is OK with, plus really all he wants to do at this point.  He's solid on PATs, can hit 30+ yd FG when he's on - not bad for 7th grade.

30+ at 7th grade is damn good by my recollection.  Seems like 30+ for most HS players is iffy.

Grooming the next Jeff Reed - minus the alcohol hopefully.

I guess you could start the aversion therapy now with a twelver of Schlitz.  You may have to force the last 7 or 8 down him though.  A few whacks to the head from a hand-towel dispenser should do the trick!

[Big Virgil]

I blame you BV.

Motherfucker!

The kid's schedule came out today. Opening game is Sunday at 12:30pm. I told him if we have to miss the game, he damn well better take one to the house.

That's what I'm talkin about - misery loves company.

[Big Virgil]

1) Concessions
2) Chain Gang -- on the field during your child's game...
3) Announcer/Timekeeper during games

I had same options, plus couple others.  Screw concessions - not much point in going to kid's game if you can't watch it.  I'm on chain gang.

First game tomorrow for middle school.  My kid's the kicker - only position Mom is OK with, plus really all he wants to do at this point.  He's solid on PATs, can hit 30+ yd FG when he's on - not bad for 7th grade.

30+ at 7th grade is damn good by my recollection.  Seems like 30+ for most HS players is iffy.

Grooming the next Jeff Reed - minus the alcohol hopefully.

I guess you could start the aversion therapy now with a twelver of Schlitz.  You may have to force the last 7 or 8 down him though.  A few whacks to the head from a hand-towel dispenser should do the trick!

Jonzr in rare form - twelver of Schlitz for aversion therapy.  LMAO.

[leighclay]

Grooming the next Jeff Reed - minus the alcohol hopefully.

Well, what's the point of not including the alcohol?  He'll turn to it eventually, since he's only gonna get the chicks on that every once in a while he nails one for the win as time runs out.


By some friggin' miracle, we're actually getting the Steelers game.  I have no idea how that happened. I must've been good lately.





Nah.  That ain't it.
 
 

[Finnegans Wake]

1) Concessions
2) Chain Gang -- on the field during your child's game...
3) Announcer/Timekeeper during games

I had same options, plus couple others.  Screw concessions - not much point in going to kid's game if you can't watch it.  I'm on chain gang.

First game tomorrow for middle school.  My kid's the kicker - only position Mom is OK with, plus really all he wants to do at this point.  He's solid on PATs, can hit 30+ yd FG when he's on - not bad for 7th grade.

30+ at 7th grade is damn good by my recollection.  Seems like 30+ for most HS players is iffy.

Grooming the next Jeff Reed - minus the alcohol hopefully.

I guess you could start the aversion therapy now with a twelver of Schlitz.  You may have to force the last 7 or 8 down him though.  A few whacks to the head from a hand-towel dispenser should do the trick!

Jonzr in rare form - twelver of Schlitz for aversion therapy.  LMAO.

Problem is, he finds better beer.  Then it's off to the races, kid in a candy store, crooked Bill in a limo full of sluts, Finny amongst the NyQuiltinis, Rex Ryan in the expletive factory, etc.

Then he finds Scotch.

Then, ya know, it's all over.

[msdmnr2002]

I guess you could start the aversion therapy now with a twelver of Schlitz.  You may have to force the last 7 or 8 down him though.  A few whacks to the head from a hand-towel dispenser should do the trick!

Problem is, he finds better beer.  Then it's off to the races, kid in a candy store, crooked Bill in a limo full of sluts, Finny amongst the NyQuiltinis, Rex Ryan in the expletive factory, etc.

Then he finds Scotch.

Thanks guys, guess I'll go ahead and sign him up for rehab now.

Pretty good for first game.  1/1 on PATs, a no doubter.  No FG attempts, 2 respectable kickoffs.  Subbed for punter in 2nd half, 30 yards.

Only down side was he has definitely picked up the Jeff Reed kickoff coverage technique.  One started coming back at him and he bailed.  Fortunately someone else caught the dude.  Then again, can't blame him since I think some of those kids were old enough to shave.

[VaBchSteelersfan]

we get the great choice of the Bungles vs. the Pats and the Panthers at the Giants, woo hoo! 

Don't that just make you wanna find a rifle & a bell tower.  I'd watch Fox.