I guess you could start the aversion therapy now with a twelver of Schlitz. You may have to force the last 7 or 8 down him though. A few whacks to the head from a hand-towel dispenser should do the trick!
Problem is, he finds better beer. Then it's off to the races, kid in a candy store, crooked Bill in a limo full of sluts, Finny amongst the NyQuiltinis, Rex Ryan in the expletive factory, etc.
Then he finds Scotch.
Thanks guys, guess I'll go ahead and sign him up for rehab now.
Pretty good for first game. 1/1 on PATs, a no doubter. No FG attempts, 2 respectable kickoffs. Subbed for punter in 2nd half, 30 yards.
Only down side was he has definitely picked up the Jeff Reed kickoff coverage technique. One started coming back at him and he bailed. Fortunately someone else caught the dude. Then again, can't blame him since I think some of those kids were old enough to shave.