And this is why...

[Preacherman0]

...the Cowboys have only won one playoff game in 15 years.

http://sports.espn.go.com/dallas/nfl/news/story?id=5626300

Yeah, it's their money, they can do what they want, yada yada yada.  But what a bunch of douchebags--why not get Dez to take out some people who can't afford to eat McDonalds?

[Big Virgil]

A lot of people would love to make that much money in a year right now, and that is being spent on one meal.  Dayum!!!!!  That would be a lot of scratch even if it was the whole active roster.

It's their money, but whateva.

[P4P]

Fucker shoulda just carried the pads.  But think about that.  54K on a dinner.  Not on a bike.  Or a car.  Or even a boat.  On mother fucking DINNER!  And to think, a few short years ago his mother was sucking cocks for crack.  Guess I should view this story as inspirational. 





Eh, fuck it.

[Preacherman0]

Fucker shoulda just carried the pads.  But think about that.  54K on a dinner.  Not on a bike.  Or a car.  Or even a boat.  On mother fucking DINNER!  And to think, a few short years ago his mother was sucking cocks for crack.  Guess I should view this story as inspirational. 





Eh, fuck it.

YOU are an inspiration, P4P!  You have inspired me to worry less and less about my language over the last 6 or 7 years.

[P4P]

Greeeeeat.  Don't you put that evil on me Ricky Bobby.  God got enough to nail me on without leading a preacher away from the flock!

DONT YOU PUT THAT EVIL ON ME RICKY BOBBY! DONT YOU PUT THAT EVIL ON US! YOUR ARE NOT PARALYZED!

[P4P]

Oh, I heard last night that the cost was actually only 24,000.00.  Then Williams added  30,000.00 to the bill.  Taking into consideration I also heard they had a 70,000.00 bottle of wine there!

[P4P]

http://www.pappasbros.com/the-bar/



click on the wine list.  Unbelieveable!!!!!

[Merman1983]

http://www.pappasbros.com/the-bar/



click on the wine list.  Unbelieveable!!!!!

No Mad Dog 20/20 grape? Fuck that place.

[P4P]

http://www.pappasbros.com/the-bar/



click on the wine list.  Unbelieveable!!!!!

No Mad Dog 20/20 grape? Fuck that place.

Dude, the Peach is AMAZING! (As far as MD goes)

[Finnegans Wake]

Holy fuck their wines are expensive.  I'd stick with the Scotch.  $13 for Macallan 12 yo.  Paid $10 at the shore last week, seems about the going rate here too.

$40 for a NY strip.  Seriously?

[Preacherman0]

$40 for a NY strip.  Seriously?

Well, hell, Total Wine has Maker's Mark on sale for $37.  I'll take that, cook my own steak, and watch the Stillers on network this Sunday!

[P4P]

Preach keep these 3 things in mind:

1.  Muslims don't recognize Jesus Christ as The Son of God.

2.  Jews don't recognize Christ as the resurrected savior.

3.  Baptists don't recognize each other at the liquor store.

Happy shopping.

[Finnegans Wake]

Preach keep these 3 things in mind:

1.  Muslims don't recognize Jesus Christ or Christianity.

2.  Jews don't recognize Christ as the resurrected savior.

3.  Baptists don't recognize each other at the state store.

Happy shopping.

Not to nitpick, but #1 is incorrect.

[P4P]

Oh to be so perfect.  Must be a burden.  But hey, If your just a head on a pillow I suppose you have to have a big brain.  Corrected.  Dick.

[Preacherman0]

3.  Baptists don't recognize each other at the state store.

Those are words to live by, my friend!  Been playing that card for about 12 years now.

BTW, just rephrase #1--Muslims do not recognize Jesus as THE Christ or Christianity as THE religion.

[Finnegans Wake]

Oh to be so perfect.  Must be a burden.  But hey, If your just a head on a pillow I suppose you have to have a big brain.  Corrected.  Dick.

No, I'm the bastard.  Otis is the dick.  Get your terminology right, son.

Although if we ever had an MGS drinking tourney, I suspect it would be you and me doing final shots over the passed out Y2J and Penso.  I may be a fucking dessicated head on a pillow, but I can hold my whiskey.

[pensodyssey]

Oh to be so perfect.  Must be a burden.  But hey, If your just a head on a pillow I suppose you have to have a big brain.  Corrected.  Dick.

No, I'm the bastard.  Otis is the dick.  Get your terminology right, son.

Although if we ever had an MGS drinking tourney, I suspect it would be you and me doing final shots over the passed out Y2J and Penso.  I may be a fucking dessicated head on a pillow, but I can hold my whiskey.

You're entering a world of pain.  I might fall over, but I never pass out. Plus, I'll supplement the booze with other performence enhancers that the rest of yinz goody two shoes have sworn off.

[Finnegans Wake]

Oh to be so perfect.  Must be a burden.  But hey, If your just a head on a pillow I suppose you have to have a big brain.  Corrected.  Dick.

No, I'm the bastard.  Otis is the dick.  Get your terminology right, son.

Although if we ever had an MGS drinking tourney, I suspect it would be you and me doing final shots over the passed out Y2J and Penso.  I may be a fucking dessicated head on a pillow, but I can hold my whiskey.

You're entering a world of pain.  I might fall over, but I never pass out. Plus, I'll supplement the booze with other performence enhancers that the rest of yinz goody two shoes have sworn off.

That would be changing the rules of a drinking contest.  I'd have to go to Cali for some medicinal training for a month or so.

I think a drinking contest may be in order.  Around the 3/4 mark of the bottle, I'd be trying to roll off my pillow to head butt you and knock you out.  You'll be laughing when you wake up with a shiner and I have the MGS booze hound trophy.

[P4P]

This shit is too much.  lmao.  Im actually crying here. 

Unfortunately for P4P my tolerances would be lower.  Been dry for 3 weeks since I totaled my car in a DUI wreck.  Yeah.  Hold the fucking applause.

But the bottom line is I could take a year off and still out drink any of you old men.   

:shakingupthehermitcra bcage:

[otismalibu]

Porter, where'd you learn to drink? At those concerts you go to with your buddy?

[aj_law]

Although if we ever had an MGS drinking tourney, I suspect it would be you and me doing final shots over the passed out Y2J and Penso.  I may be a fucking dessicated head on a pillow, but I can hold my whiskey.

You know, I do need a new wallet...

[jonzr]

A DUI wreck?  Who taught you how to drunk drive?  It's supposed to be the amateurs who get caught for that shit.  You probably ralphed on the cop, too, huh?  Hope that was a first for ya, guy I know just can't quit getting DUIs and he's serving 8 yrs now after blowing his latest probation.  You might be able to get 30 min of computer time for a blow though!

[P4P]

A DUI wreck?  Who taught you how to drunk drive?  It's supposed to be the amateurs who get caught for that shit.  You probably ralphed on the cop, too, huh?  Hope that was a first for ya, guy I know just can't quit getting DUIs and he's serving 8 yrs now after blowing his latest probation.  You might be able to get 30 min of computer time for a blow though!

Hardy har har.  Ass.  Stil waiting on my blood results.  Damned cat ran in front of me and i swerved.  went airborne into a yard.  Uprooted a bush and hit a tree.  Thank GOD it was my 1st time and I was the only one hurt. 

[otismalibu]

Damned cat ran in front of me and i swerved.

Afraid to hit the pussy.

[Finnegans Wake]

Damned cat ran in front of me and i swerved.

Afraid to hit the pussy.

Come on, man!  Pay attention, he was too drunk to hit it.

[otismalibu]

Pay attention, he was too drunk to hit it.

Maybe Nick steered him away from it.

[jonzr]

Thank GOD it was my 1st time and I was the only one hurt.  

That's fortunate.  Given how unpredictable pussy can be, don't go pro!

[P4P]

Hate all you fuckers