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« Reply #10 on: Sep 30, 2010 at 11:41 »

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$40 for a NY strip.  Seriously?

Well, hell, Total Wine has Maker's Mark on sale for $37.  I'll take that, cook my own steak, and watch the Stillers on network this Sunday!
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« Reply #11 on: Sep 30, 2010 at 14:05 »

Preach keep these 3 things in mind:

1.  Muslims don't recognize Jesus Christ as The Son of God.

2.  Jews don't recognize Christ as the resurrected savior.

3.  Baptists don't recognize each other at the liquor store.

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« Reply #12 on: Sep 30, 2010 at 14:15 »

Preach keep these 3 things in mind:

1.  Muslims don't recognize Jesus Christ or Christianity.

2.  Jews don't recognize Christ as the resurrected savior.

3.  Baptists don't recognize each other at the state store.

Happy shopping.

Not to nitpick, but #1 is incorrect.
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« Reply #13 on: Sep 30, 2010 at 14:37 »

Oh to be so perfect.  Must be a burden.  But hey, If your just a head on a pillow I suppose you have to have a big brain.  Corrected.  Dick.
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« Reply #14 on: Sep 30, 2010 at 14:38 »

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3.  Baptists don't recognize each other at the state store.

Those are words to live by, my friend!  Been playing that card for about 12 years now.

BTW, just rephrase #1--Muslims do not recognize Jesus as THE Christ or Christianity as THE religion.
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« Reply #15 on: Sep 30, 2010 at 17:34 »

Oh to be so perfect.  Must be a burden.  But hey, If your just a head on a pillow I suppose you have to have a big brain.  Corrected.  Dick.

No, I'm the bastard.  Otis is the dick.  Get your terminology right, son.

Although if we ever had an MGS drinking tourney, I suspect it would be you and me doing final shots over the passed out Y2J and Penso.  I may be a fucking dessicated head on a pillow, but I can hold my whiskey.
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« Reply #16 on: Sep 30, 2010 at 17:36 »

Oh to be so perfect.  Must be a burden.  But hey, If your just a head on a pillow I suppose you have to have a big brain.  Corrected.  Dick.

No, I'm the bastard.  Otis is the dick.  Get your terminology right, son.

Although if we ever had an MGS drinking tourney, I suspect it would be you and me doing final shots over the passed out Y2J and Penso.  I may be a fucking dessicated head on a pillow, but I can hold my whiskey.

You're entering a world of pain.  I might fall over, but I never pass out. Plus, I'll supplement the booze with other performence enhancers that the rest of yinz goody two shoes have sworn off.
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« Reply #17 on: Sep 30, 2010 at 17:55 »

Oh to be so perfect.  Must be a burden.  But hey, If your just a head on a pillow I suppose you have to have a big brain.  Corrected.  Dick.

No, I'm the bastard.  Otis is the dick.  Get your terminology right, son.

Although if we ever had an MGS drinking tourney, I suspect it would be you and me doing final shots over the passed out Y2J and Penso.  I may be a fucking dessicated head on a pillow, but I can hold my whiskey.

You're entering a world of pain.  I might fall over, but I never pass out. Plus, I'll supplement the booze with other performence enhancers that the rest of yinz goody two shoes have sworn off.

That would be changing the rules of a drinking contest.  I'd have to go to Cali for some medicinal training for a month or so.

I think a drinking contest may be in order.  Around the 3/4 mark of the bottle, I'd be trying to roll off my pillow to head butt you and knock you out.  You'll be laughing when you wake up with a shiner and I have the MGS booze hound trophy.
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« Reply #18 on: Sep 30, 2010 at 23:22 »

This shit is too much.  lmao.  Im actually crying here. 

Unfortunately for P4P my tolerances would be lower.  Been dry for 3 weeks since I totaled my car in a DUI wreck.  Yeah.  Hold the fucking applause.

But the bottom line is I could take a year off and still out drink any of you old men.   flipoff

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« Reply #19 on: Oct 01, 2010 at 07:54 »

Porter, where'd you learn to drink? At those concerts you go to with your buddy?

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