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« Reply #20 on: Oct 01, 2010 at 11:03 »

Although if we ever had an MGS drinking tourney, I suspect it would be you and me doing final shots over the passed out Y2J and Penso.  I may be a fucking dessicated head on a pillow, but I can hold my whiskey.

You know, I do need a new wallet...
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« Reply #21 on: Oct 01, 2010 at 11:41 »

A DUI wreck?  Who taught you how to drunk drive?  It's supposed to be the amateurs who get caught for that shit.  You probably ralphed on the cop, too, huh?  Hope that was a first for ya, guy I know just can't quit getting DUIs and he's serving 8 yrs now after blowing his latest probation.  You might be able to get 30 min of computer time for a blow though!

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« Reply #22 on: Oct 01, 2010 at 13:33 »

A DUI wreck?  Who taught you how to drunk drive?  It's supposed to be the amateurs who get caught for that shit.  You probably ralphed on the cop, too, huh?  Hope that was a first for ya, guy I know just can't quit getting DUIs and he's serving 8 yrs now after blowing his latest probation.  You might be able to get 30 min of computer time for a blow though!



Hardy har har.  Ass.  Stil waiting on my blood results.  Damned cat ran in front of me and i swerved.  went airborne into a yard.  Uprooted a bush and hit a tree.  Thank GOD it was my 1st time and I was the only one hurt. 
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« Reply #23 on: Oct 01, 2010 at 13:59 »

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Damned cat ran in front of me and i swerved.

Afraid to hit the pussy.

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« Reply #24 on: Oct 01, 2010 at 14:42 »

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Damned cat ran in front of me and i swerved.

Afraid to hit the pussy.


Come on, man!  Pay attention, he was too drunk to hit it.
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« Reply #25 on: Oct 01, 2010 at 15:17 »

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Pay attention, he was too drunk to hit it.

Maybe Nick steered him away from it.
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« Reply #26 on: Oct 01, 2010 at 16:15 »

Thank GOD it was my 1st time and I was the only one hurt.  

That's fortunate.  Given how unpredictable pussy can be, don't go pro!
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« Reply #27 on: Oct 02, 2010 at 00:55 »

Hate all you fuckers
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