A DUI wreck? Who taught you how to drunk drive? It's supposed to be the amateurs who get caught for that shit. You probably ralphed on the cop, too, huh? Hope that was a first for ya, guy I know just can't quit getting DUIs and he's serving 8 yrs now after blowing his latest probation. You might be able to get 30 min of computer time for a blow though!
Hardy har har. Ass. Stil waiting on my blood results. Damned cat ran in front of me and i swerved. went airborne into a yard. Uprooted a bush and hit a tree. Thank GOD it was my 1st time and I was the only one hurt.