A DPOY is considering retirement?
If Harrison retires as a result of this, I'll strip naked; tie 45 pounds of raw, Grade A sirloin to my body; paint my balls red and dip them in barbeque sauce; then, I'll sprint through the Lion exhibit at the Bronx zoo at feeding time. For good measure, I'll have the face of a deer painted on my ass just before I hop the fence...
OK, I'll revise my thought on this.
I hope Harrison DOES retire now.
And then un-retires a week later.
Nothing personal, AJ. Just let us know when you're running so we can get this shit on YouTube.