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« on: Nov 11, 2010 at 11:25 » |
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...at the Heinz museum in the strip last night. I call the fucking place up and some automated system states it closes at 5. No big deal. Figure I can get there at 4 with ample time to see the exhibit.
WRONG!
Some geriatric old fuck tells me and my buddy that there is no admittance past 3:30! Watch check...3:56. So Im fuckin pissed at this time. The woman says she GUESSES we can go into the gift shop. Inside we notice a door that leads to the exhibit...but backwards. Ya know? So we go into the exhibition in reverse. 5 friggin minutes in we get caught. FUCK!
So were leaving and I want back in there. At the beginning of the exhibit there are 2 fake Swiss guards and one of those pull dividers between them to keep people from entering. BULLSHIT! Tuck and roll baby! So Im back in the exhibit. My buddy stays behind. about 40 seconds later I was popped again.
So they finally get us out the doors. Head to Primantis. Great deal they got going on for take out only...16" one topping pizza, 2 Pittzburger sammiches, and a 2L Coke for 20 bucks. Fuck yeah, we will take that shit.
So we waited, copped 2 cups from the LOVELY bartender and ate an entire pizza infront of LA fitness. Watched the women swimming thru the window. Nice. So I leave the box in front of the doors. Ya know, just in case somebody needed someone to blame for a pigout session.
Anyway,,,where was I going with this?
Oh yeah, from what I saw at the center it seems pretty neat. Snapped some pics of local stuff in a hallway going to the giftshop. Ill post em if I get time.
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« Reply #1 on: Nov 12, 2010 at 08:03 » |
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Sooooooo, when are you getting your own reality show?
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Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.
I wouldn't say I've been *missing* it, Bob.
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Have a cup o' joe.
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« Reply #2 on: Nov 12, 2010 at 08:52 » |
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Sooooooo, when are you getting your own reality show?
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« Reply #3 on: Nov 12, 2010 at 09:07 » |
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Scoop any rings?
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« Reply #4 on: Nov 12, 2010 at 09:48 » |
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Sooooooo, when are you getting your own reality show?
Jackwagon - 3D!LMAO Porter - We dig you for who you are!!!!!!! |
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Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.
I wouldn't say I've been *missing* it, Bob.
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« Reply #5 on: Nov 12, 2010 at 23:18 » |
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Thanks for the love, Assholes!!  Oat..so now Im the guy with the rings and the siser who fucked up sending the programs? Thanks. Fuckers on this board have a memory like a steel trap. B) OK pricks. Smart assed, crazy memory having pricks... What was the name of the dude who was crippled and had some crazy avatar of his cripple mobile? I think he was claiming to be a detective of some sort. |
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« Reply #6 on: Nov 13, 2010 at 07:22 » |
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What was the name of the dude who was crippled and had some crazy avatar of his cripple mobile? I think he was claiming to be a detective of some sort. That's not the guy whose wife was killed in a car accident, was it?  |
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« Reply #7 on: Nov 13, 2010 at 11:07 » |
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Wendell Fears.
The detective in the motorized wheelchair, hopeless optimist, incapable of irony or sarcasm, he was predictably not long for this board. He was, however, regarded as something of a deity at the Steel City Insider boards, where his rah-rah sentimentalism was mistaken for something resembling insight. Those boards are simply dreadful, so it's rare that I scan them. Last I saw, Wendell was updating his health in a most ominous way. Dude's all fucked up. Forget what exactly.
He's probably in some veg ward waiting for Otis the balloon man.
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« Reply #8 on: Nov 13, 2010 at 14:23 » |
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Holy fuck guys. lmao. Finny you are something else man. Suprised u didnt have the fuckers pants size listed too.
Oat, was his wife killed in a car wreck?
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« Reply #9 on: Nov 13, 2010 at 14:30 » |
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Shit, that one was easy.
The real trivia question is, what year was the year otis converted all his VCR porn to dvd?
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A shabby Charlie Brown.
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« Reply #10 on: Nov 13, 2010 at 15:39 » |
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Oat, was his wife killed in a car wreck? I was thinking of Bud Tarken. Which many think was simply Finny in disguise. |
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« Reply #11 on: Nov 13, 2010 at 16:16 » |
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Shit, that one was easy.
The real trivia question is, what year was the year otis converted all his VCR porn to dvd?
Hmmmm. 2006? |
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« Reply #12 on: Nov 14, 2010 at 11:28 » |
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What was the name of the dude who was crippled and had some crazy avatar of his cripple mobile? I think he was claiming to be a detective of some sort. That's not the guy whose wife was killed in a car accident, was it? There was a guy Jawnhenry whose wife died. The steel trap is getting rusty so I had to look through the member list to come up with it. I remember him saying he and his wife worked different shifts, or something, so he came home for a quickie, climbed in bed and she was dead, if I remember correctly. She had an aneurysm or something. For the "crippled guy" are you guys thinking of the wood chipper guy? Can't remember his screen name. |
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Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.
I wouldn't say I've been *missing* it, Bob.
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« Reply #13 on: Nov 14, 2010 at 12:40 » |
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There was a guy Jawnhenry whose wife died. Correct. That was actually a true story, unfortunately. |
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« Reply #14 on: Nov 14, 2010 at 12:49 » |
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Is VanWilder the guy with an unfortunate wood chipper incident?
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« Reply #15 on: Nov 14, 2010 at 14:47 » |
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I think so. Then I believe he came back as Ghost Of Van
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« Reply #16 on: Nov 14, 2010 at 15:14 » |
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Is VanWilder the guy with an unfortunate wood chipper incident? Yeah. Not seen him around here for some time. |
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« Reply #17 on: Nov 14, 2010 at 18:53 » |
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Is VanWilder the guy with an unfortunate wood chipper incident? Yeah. Not seen him around here for some time. Last I heard he was about to make some mulch... |
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« Reply #18 on: Nov 16, 2010 at 13:53 » |
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OK BOYS....
Gunna try to make it down to see the exhibit again tomorrow. Ill be sure to keep yall posted. Hehe.
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« Reply #19 on: Nov 17, 2010 at 11:01 » |
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OK BOYS....
Gunna try to make it down to see the exhibit again tomorrow. Ill be sure to keep yall posted. Hehe.
Shoot for around 4PM. Heard it's half price admission after that. |
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« Reply #20 on: Nov 17, 2010 at 16:29 » |
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Butt-hole.
Well, didnt make it out of work with enough time to make a move into the Burgh. Ill try again next week.
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