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pensodyssey
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« on: Dec 01, 2010 at 12:24 »
http://www.ragnartheviking.com/about.htm

Dunno how I ended up reading this, or why it annoys me, but on his home page the Vikings mascot claims, "He is the only "human" mascot in professional sports, and is the most widely recognized mascot in the world."

Eh, whazzat? I think more people could identify Youppi than Ragnar the Viking.  
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« Reply #1 on: Dec 01, 2010 at 12:35 »
But he still holds the world record for shaving his assbeard with an axe, 8 minutes 23 seconds.

Can't hold a load of Kashi any more, since he snipped off the pucker, but it's in the books.
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« Reply #2 on: Dec 02, 2010 at 06:19 »
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"He is the only "human" mascot in professional sports

Bill Simmons disagrees.
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« Reply #3 on: Dec 02, 2010 at 12:13 »
There's a Brett Favre Photoshop joke in here somewhere, but I don't have the skills to pull it off.
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« Reply #4 on: Dec 02, 2010 at 12:26 »
I was hesitant to open the article...but Ragnar not only has a wicked cool chopper, but an awesome story. Anytime I hear about how people became addicted to drug and alcohol abuse, then turned to the Lord for salvation and deliverance I want to take a few laps around my house and praise the Lord. God just isn't good...he's great.
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« Reply #5 on: Dec 02, 2010 at 12:58 »
Quote from: sysadmin7 on Dec 02, 2010 at 12:26
Anytime I hear about how people became addicted to drug and alcohol abuse, then turned to the Lord for salvation and deliverance I want to take a few laps around my house and praise the Lord.


I also felt joy at his giving up drugs.  More for me!
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« Reply #6 on: Dec 02, 2010 at 13:49 »
Quote from: pensodyssey on Dec 02, 2010 at 12:58
Quote from: sysadmin7 on Dec 02, 2010 at 12:26
Anytime I hear about how people became addicted to drug and alcohol abuse, then turned to the Lord for salvation and deliverance I want to take a few laps around my house and praise the Lord.


I also felt joy at his giving up drugs.  More for me!

I'll drink to that!
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« Reply #7 on: Dec 02, 2010 at 16:23 »
Quote from: Finnegans Wake on Dec 02, 2010 at 13:49
Quote from: pensodyssey on Dec 02, 2010 at 12:58
Quote from: sysadmin7 on Dec 02, 2010 at 12:26
Anytime I hear about how people became addicted to drug and alcohol abuse, then turned to the Lord for salvation and deliverance I want to take a few laps around my house and praise the Lord.


I also felt joy at his giving up drugs.  More for me!

I'll drink to that!

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« Reply #8 on: Dec 02, 2010 at 20:27 »
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After Joe moved to Minneapolis in 1986, he began working at Minnetonka High School as a security officer. Joe stayed at Minnetonka until 2000, before moving to Hopkins School District, where he became Assistant Dean of Students

I realize 14 years is a long time, but that still seems like one hell of a leap.
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« Reply #9 on: Dec 02, 2010 at 20:44 »
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After Joe moved to Minneapolis in 1986, he began working at Minnetonka High School as a security officer. Joe stayed at Minnetonka until 2000, before moving to Hopkins School District, where he became Assistant Dean of Students

I realize 14 years is a long time, but that still seems like one hell of a leap.

Being the Vikings mascot brings unimaginable wealth, power, and influence.

He's also a hall monitor and part-time librarian.
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