Goodell's got a direct comm to the ref's earpiece...
There's got to be some way to tap into that!
"Goodell says, holding, offense, number 72."
"Goodell says, personal foul, unsportsmanlike conduct, number 12, player is ejected from the game."
"Goodell says, the call on field stands, New England is charged a timeout, first down Pittsburgh."
"Additionally, the coach for New England is ejected from the game for making a dumbassed challenge... heh heh... Goodell didn't say!"